2006-08-22 02:36:50 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That sucker will be suffocating soon enough. I would watch it die slowly as it viciously trashed about. I would taunt it as well by covering myself in bacon and cutting my arms lightly with a razor blade so it could smell my blood, as I sat across the room and laughed maniacally.
2006-08-22 02:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tunasandwich 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lay claim to the discovery of a new species: the felt-tipped couch shark!
2006-08-22 02:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shark steak Barbecue
2006-08-22 02:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Huey from Ohio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would kill the shark. There are things in this world that you don't mess with. A man's couch is one of them, especially during football season.
2006-08-22 02:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that HDTV combined with shark week can be dangerous. kinda funny, I stepped on my little boys toy shark this morning. He left it lying in the floor next to the couch... Are you watching me?
2006-08-22 02:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by tax_hater 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wonder how it got there in the first place... By the time I finish it should probably have died from suffocation. I would then cut off its fins and make shark's fin soup. The remains would be sliced and fed to other sharks.
2006-08-22 02:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by Cali88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably smile and politely ask if he would like a tuna salad sandwich. Then I'd go make some and pop in "Finding Nemo" in the DVD player and maybe call up some of my friends and have a pajama party. We'd all sit around poking him with our finger cuz he feels weird. I bet it would tickle him and he would then choke on his sandwich, in which case I would hurry and go get a pale of water and make him drink it really fast. Then I'd be a hero cuz I saved his life. That would be so cool.
2006-08-22 03:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would probably be a dead shark on my couch cause there is no water.So any one that answers a different answer than that has to be the biggest idiot.
2006-08-22 02:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a shark on my couch. I feed it sometimes. Otherwise, we just go swimming together.
2006-08-22 02:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by Steeny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, DROWN. If a shark is on my couch, then I'm underwater.
2006-08-22 02:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by KD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would ask myself why i am living under water especially since as a human i cant breathe under water because im not a sea creature thankfully i would probably drown before the shark had a chance to rip me limb from limb so i geuss i would do nothing
2006-08-22 02:44:56 · answer #11 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋