How can I annoy/upset my co-workers today?

Question

I am having a mental block and need some new material.
I want a really good idea that says I really dislike them without hurting their feelings or ruining our work relationship.

10 points for the best advice.

Answer 1

Tape EVERYTHING down on their desks!! Their mouse, their phone, their staplers, their desk drawers, EVERYTHING!

Also go to the nearest restroom and start unraveling the toilet paper without breaking it - drag it all the way from the bathroom to the co-workers chair that you want to annoy the most!! It will look like it was stuck in their pants or on their shoe all the way from their potty break and they didn't notice - believe me others will follow that toilet paper to see where it ends up!

Answer 2

When you go on lunch break ask your co-workers if they'd like anything from the store/resturant.But when you come back you have "forgotten" most or all of their stuff but u have ur lunch."Oh I'm so sorry I totally forgot what u wanted" you reply.

Answer 3

--Leave a can of open tuna under one of the desks; the smell will linger for hours and they will never find it.

--Enable Sticky Keys on there computer when they step away.

--Switch there chairs with others, they all look the same but everyone knows what there chair feels like.

I am just warming up... give me time!

Answer 4

Just discuss work related issues and do not become involved with any discussions that have nothing to do with work when asked why you are not involved say I like to keep my personal life and work life miles apart just remeber this may not do you any favours with the bosses

Answer 5

you must do things like:
*hide your things in their office then find them and accuse them of stealing.
*lower your eyes and giggle when they come around, but dont tell them why
*bump into them "on accident" every time you pass them.
*tell them someone important called for them, but you can't remember who it was.
*never flush the toilet.
*Always call them by the wrong names.
*carefully contemplate and repeat the last word of everything your co-workers say( coworker: "what do you think about it?" You: "HMMMMM It?.......it?")
I hope this helps, Good Luck.

Answer 6

and that i grant you with permission to bypass slap the single which fairly receives on yours....yet I artwork on my own, so does that mean I easily ought to slap myself or am i able to amplify the "Slap the co-worker day" to comprise clientele that get on my nerves because that I easily haven't any co-workers?

Answer 7

start a game of tag

rubber band wars

when you walk in the office announce " I am here, no need to worry everything can run smoothly now"

add new holidays to the lead secratary's calander
---paper clip appreciation day
---bring your gerbil to work day

Answer 8

Put scotch tape over the roller ball on their mouse. They'll be calling IT etc trying to get work done.

Answer 9

Start every statement that you say with, "According to the prophecy,"
or:
Continually dial a number and then immediately hang up,
or continually dial their number and let it ring once and hang up

Answer 10

Just Brag about some of the great things that you are going to do this weekend. Believe me, the more you brag about your self and the things that you are going to do the more they will hate you.