2006-08-21 22:58:18 · 20 answers · asked by beavis 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
check these out.
2006-08-21 23:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do viagra and disney land have in common??
A. They both cause u to stand around for an hour waiting for a 2 minutes ride!!
Q. What is difference between a wife and a girlfriend??
A. About 45 pounds!!!
2006-08-22 00:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEACHER: What is the difference between 69 and 6.9?
STUDENT: They are the same positions but 6.9 is yucky because it has a period.
WOMAN: Why did you take a pic of my flower?
MAN: Coz I wanna show it to my friends. WHy did you take a pic of my bird?
WOMAN: I need to have it enlarged!
A guy after 3 hours of sex says to his girlfriend,
GUY: You're not going to see me for a while.
GIRL: Why? Are you going to leave me?
GUY: No, Turn over, next position!
Two patients are taking a sperm count.
The nurse masturbates Patient 1 but sucks patient 2.
PATIENT 1: Why b***job on him and mine's only handjob?
Nurse: This one's CASH, you'rs is HEALTHCARD
I hope you feel better soon...
2006-08-21 23:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl goes up to her Dad and asks "Where does Poo come from?"
Her Dad pulls a face and then starts to explain how our body takes the good stuff out of the food that we eat and what is left is expelled from our body in solid matter.
The girl pulls a face, taking in the information, and asks......
".... and Tigger?"
Hope you feel better soon !!!!
2006-08-21 23:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problem! Why did Tigger have his head down the toilet?
Cos he was looking for poh:-)
Have a great day and I hope you feel better soon. Eat two bananas
2006-08-21 23:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by litulbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two friends were very conscious about doing sex with strangers.
they picked up two girl from bar and took them home. unfortunately of the friend realised just on THE TIME he was run out of condoms.
He friend ask worriedly " My God! you did not use condom?"
He replies, "Don't worry man, I did not have condom so what. I did her from the back."
2006-08-21 23:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by Just M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are sprinkles? smartie poo!!
why are pirates pirates? coz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
what was the last thing that went through the bugs mind before he hit the windshield? his butt!
sorry they're lame but i love lame jokes :D hmm damn period pain!
2006-08-21 23:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Bellarockafella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE ??
W ithout I nformation F ighting E verytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,With Idiot For Ever !!!"
2006-08-21 23:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best thing to tell ur enemy is,
ur mum is old, and breast feed powder milk.
remedy for period pains, is drink warm water and stay cool
2006-08-21 23:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by *SugaryLips* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is soooo ugly....she has to sneak up on the faucet to get a drink of water.
2006-08-21 23:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by SpOcK LoGic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? She's got a tampon behind her ear, and can't find her pencil.
2006-08-21 23:07:28 · answer #11 · answered by Strat87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋