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There are no victims in Heaven.

2006-08-21 21:16:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

Why do people assume I am Republican? I can hate liberals and still maintain my perfect record of not voting for Republicans or Democrats.

2006-08-21 21:23:40 · update #1

12 answers

Because hell needs more pavement.

2006-08-21 23:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Liberals don't go to hell. They can't. Conservatives like hell because it's just like the wars they love to propogate - they find it more homely than heaven. They would go nuts in heaven - there's way too much peace there.

2006-08-22 06:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ni Ten Ichi Ryu 4 · 0 0

Oh, let's see. To get away from people hating, closed minded, racist, greeedy, Limbaugh-Hitler-Nixon-Chaney lovin, planet destroying, war mongering loser Republican/Right wing/Fence Sitters? Maybe.
A bit over the top, eh! Well, this is what it's like to be labeled, trashed and blasted for your beliefs and ideas. The right love to do this sort of thing. I find it a bit petty and silly.
But Hey! So is this question, eh?

2006-08-22 04:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by culpstir 2 · 1 1

Because you don't tell any Republican jokes.

Nice try at diverting attention from your own bias by claiming that other people are biased, but it didn't work.

From a Fair and Balanced person.

2006-08-22 04:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by almintaka 4 · 0 2

I guess heaven is Mecca for right wing bigots?

2006-08-22 11:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by murraystate69 3 · 0 0

Sins make people destined for hell.

2006-08-22 04:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 1 0

Most likely ur so ugly and smelly they wont let u in the booth to vote..........besides U cant vote u have to be at least 18

2006-08-22 04:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

And you know this how? Were they with you there?

There are no hypocrites in heaven too.

2006-08-22 06:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by P P 5 · 0 0

Is this what Republicans have planned?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv7ogvffb...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlofjkeks...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=updx7n-mk...

2006-08-22 04:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by tough as hell 3 · 0 1

hahaha

2006-08-22 04:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by tweelittleone77 2 · 0 0

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