do share! amuze everyone! i sure could use a laugh...or heck...even a funny story on how ya got your funny nic.
2006-08-21 20:37:51 · 40 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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thanks! that was hilarious.
2006-08-21 21:08:00 · update #1
Peaches....My grandpa started it
2006-08-22 08:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya want a funny story I got a funy story just for you because you sound bord out of your mind?
Subject: Math problem
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you k now, I am a math teacher at our local
college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
-Your Darling Wife-
2006-08-21 20:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
(1) Chainsaw, got that in college because I snore like one.
(2) TheFatIdiot, because that is my email address, all variations in my name was taken and I didn't want to go with MYNAME169.
(3) Water bomb man, I used to have serious allergies and sneeze/blow my nose all the time. I used to dispose of this by throwing them to the ceiling at junior high school. These nuggets were lovingly named "water bomb" by friends due to the watery contents.
(4) MiKeen, an idiot teacher from junior high can't properly pronounce Mikey, so I was stuck with this misprounced name.
(5) Lion Dog, I used to perm my hair and that earned me this nickname because of it's resemblance to a lion's mane.
2006-08-21 20:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by TheFatIdiot 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well I've been called Uncle Chunkle by nieces and nephews friends before. Does that count.?
2006-08-22 12:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a funny nickname, but what a great question. I can't wait to read the answers.
A lady from S. Carolina today told me her cousin's name was Toadie. I asked if it was a nickname and she said NO. Go figure.
2006-08-21 20:42:22 · answer #5 · answered by Patti C 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kenman the Keninator. A friend randomly called me that in 8th grade during algebra. Now he only does it in my yearbook.
2006-08-21 20:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by Kenneth S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dikki Jones. My real name is Nicole, which rhymes with dick-hole. My sister always called me dikki for short, and I just added the jones for some strange reason.
2006-08-21 20:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by DikkiJones 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My Dad was a hardcore Marine Drill Instructor, and he used to call me Shitbird of Misery. He thought it was funny, I didn't.
2006-08-21 20:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahi
2006-08-22 06:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by Tralala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just
"grumpydaysleeper"
but you can call me " Grumpy "
I work third shift and if you wake me up during the day
I tend to be grumpy (that's an understatement LOL)
2006-08-21 20:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Moma 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Posh and Dark.....last one is a lil obvious tho....
Posh....got that when my friend started a gang and gave me that name so i could be in it.....
Dark....i dont remember exactly how i got that one.....o well
I had some other nicknames too.....
One was Bobble-head.....i didnt like that one so much....
Another was Nana...cause when i was born my sister couldnt pronounce my name so she called me nana-banana....hate that one...i am still called that today...my entire family calls me Nana.....anyways....i mean whats so hard about saying Adrianna? huh? like A-drie-ana is how ya say it...sorta....someone once called me Adarianna...like A-darie-ana.....get i t right ppl! anyways.....im bored.....r u bored? i am.
u got any?
2006-08-21 23:20:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋