they wet their bed every night untill they are forced out by their parents on their 35 th. birthday
2006-08-21 18:37:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
Oh, it's you....
Good boy! you put a sentence together, have a cookie! Next, we'll try the "making sense" part ok?
2006-08-21 18:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jmyooooh 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How many wet sheets have you inspected, in order to determine this? Everyone knows that Republican's send their kids to college, and the kids still live at home, right George? A liberal would'nt have time to wet the bed, nor would they still be living at home, since it's every liberal's desire to work for a living, from puberty onward. Unlike Republican's, who would rather cheat you at business, and feel resentful when Mater, and Pater finally force them to work at the family corporation.
2006-08-22 01:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You can tell because the Liberal will be the smartest person in the Family.
You are living proof that Liberals are the smart ones because...
this wasn't even a question...Moron!
2006-08-22 02:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by MSJP 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you tell if there is a liberal in the family? The family's combined IQ is higher than room temperature.
2006-08-22 01:56:16 · answer #4 · answered by Samantha P 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How do you tell if you have an idiot in the family? He craps in his bed. Sorry he craps anywhere. Do you need a babysitter?
2006-08-22 01:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by just_me_thinking_&_smiling 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually, it's because they're so entirely smarter than everyone else in the house.
2006-08-22 01:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by WBrian_28 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They glow purple and have strange eating habits..as if theyre going to live past 35.......
2006-08-22 01:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by G-Bear 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny, but here is one....how to tell if you have a non-thinking idiot in your family (pointing at you).....
Since you don't understand, I have to spell out the word M-O-R-O-N to you. I'll use it in a sentence, "You are a moron".
2006-08-22 01:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by linus_van_pelt68 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I thought that was a conservative - I think you got it backwards :)
I am waiting for the joke though - that was just bad.
2006-08-22 01:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Was that your experience? Why don't you go back and tell them you'll be good?
2006-08-22 01:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋