there's a comedian named Emo Philips. That who you mean? he's a loon, very funny!
"i was in a movie theatre in new york city. These two hot mamas in the seats in front of me, are making out. I was thinking, "it's dark. Who's gonna know...if i slip my hand in? It pays to get a manicure."
"I ran five miles today. I got tired, and stopped. Then i said, "ok lady. take your purse."
"Someone called me an indian giver once...no, wait. i take that back."
"I was in a restaurant one day, and i dropped my napkin, and the waiter rushed over and gave me a new napkin. So i tested things out and dropped my fork, and the waiter rushed over and gave me a new fork. Then i pushed my girlfriend out of her chair....They said they were out."
"My ex-girlfriend, who shall remain nameless, if i'm ever at her tombstone with a sandblaster."
2006-08-21 18:47:25
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answered by snafu1 2
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http://www.somethingdirectory.com/main_emo.htm
Watch the video. It will tell you everything you need to know.
2006-08-21 18:41:41
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answered by Afternoon Delight 4
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similar to a goth... emotional, someone who cries all the time............. aka my sister............
2006-08-21 18:40:41
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answered by Anonymous
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