2006-08-21 17:37:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
He would think there are thinking beings down there, involved in:
1. a school exercise.
2. a contest.
3. a dictionary.
4. the truth: lonely people wanting to show its knowledge to nobody?
2006-08-21 17:46:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are amused. Over the centuries, your planet was a curious place to visit once or twice and was not considered very interesting . Sure, your wars showed us how undeveloped you are as a species and your infantile,(in cosmic terms) dependence on god concepts does not bode well for you. We are now showing an interest in you because it is not often that we get to observe a species commit suicide. You are so close to maturing as a sentient species and it will be a shame to see you kill yourselves. There are just not enough of you becoming rational enough to force the issue. You let the least among you determine your fate, so be it.
2006-08-22 09:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite frankly, if aliens did find out about Yahoo! Answers, I think they would be scared off first by just monitoring our tv and radio broadcasts, with commercials in particular being the most scarey part. Considering when there are ads for just about everything, including ads for constipation, hemmerhoids, headaches, insomnia, bad breath, body odor, etc., they'd think that we definitely have problems and wouldn't want to contact us. LOL
2006-08-23 22:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by James L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marklar #1: "Why do all these people keep asking if the moon landings are a hoax?"
Marklar #2: "I don't know. After all, Marklar #12 gave the information on how to build the rockets when he landed in Roswell, New Mexico in the 1940s."
Marklar #1: "Yes. Where is he? Did he get back yet?"
Marklar #2: "You know, it HAS been a while. Maybe he stopped at a 7-Eleven for a Slurpee."
2006-08-22 23:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by ndcardinal3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would think we were only concerned with trivial pieces of information. They would wonder what we were trying to say, and eventually create a Yahoo! to English dictionary. And they would wonder why women are always asking complete strangers if they are pregnant.
2006-08-22 00:44:40 · answer #5 · answered by trueblue88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know what I think!!
that they will not understand the meaning of the word YAHOO!
and by chance if they do then after reading the question and asnwers they would probably think of us as the dumest dum species they hv ever met !!
LOL
and they will start their own www.aliens.ufo.answers.com!!
LOL
2006-08-22 00:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would prove their theories that we're petty morons and an easy planet to take over for the resources.
2006-08-22 00:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Versatile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasty. (See "To Serve Man", on the original Twilight Zone series)
2006-08-22 10:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These humans are stupider then we orginally thought.
They can't even solve their own problems.
Back to the drawing board!
2006-08-22 00:53:39 · answer #9 · answered by jkahwaty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We better save our generator power by not destroying them, let's come back later after they kill each other.
2006-08-22 00:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋