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So, I needed to get a passport while I was living in L.A. and to do this I had to go to the federal building in Westwood. Well, the night before, my friend had a party with a keg of Rainier beer, Yeah, I know, well, anyway, I got to the federal building and the passport dept was on the 50th or 55th floor, way up there. So I took and express elevator up, it had two stops, the 50th floor and th100th floor.
Yup, about floor 48, I peeped this slippery, slient vapor. I felt it burn.
I never got a whiff of it, but as I exited the elevator I looked back and I could see that it was just starting to hit a few olfactries.
I almost felt sorry for those people. I am just glad Homeland Security wasn't in effect then, I would probably still be in prison.

2006-08-21 17:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pigeon P 3 · 0 0

Do a snort of your favorite snuff,then fart after you get on and the doors close.Silent but deadly if possible.Just don't laugh at the looks of disgust untill you get off to keep life and limb intact!

2006-08-22 00:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by thetdw 4 · 0 0

My brother and cousin think it is funny and I always laugh when they do it - what stinks is being left in the elevator behind anyone doing this. lol - cute question.

2006-08-22 00:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by daybreakxoxo 3 · 0 0

if its in a big place and i was planning on never going back maybe but i dont want to give myself a bad name. I dont think farting is all that funny anyway its gross.

2006-08-22 00:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew Shlmn 5 · 0 0

If you can't throw your feces, then fart.
That's what I always say.

The federal building story is a riot. I don't know if I would ever admit to that.

2006-08-22 00:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Monkey m 1 · 0 0

Yes only if you are the one doing it §

2006-08-22 00:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

I'm sorry but its hillarious!! But the trick is to blow a silent but deadly one!!

2006-08-22 00:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by Eduardo A 2 · 0 0

Yea kinda, I just can't help laughing!

2006-08-22 00:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥ 2 · 0 0

yes kinda

2006-08-22 00:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think CHILDREN think it's funny to do that, not adults.

2006-08-22 00:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

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