MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
9and then he wonders why : "They misunderestimate me.")
2006-08-21 16:37:28
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answered by Iamstitch2U 6
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I think he meant to say something like "BAR", but because of that statement I'll be making my pie shell with some Maryjane butter from now on. My pies will then be defiantly higher
Good going Bush
2006-08-21 23:57:42
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answered by ruggedwarrior_love 2
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Maybe he was referring to the mathematical pi. 3.14......
Make the pi higher. Let's round it up to 4. That's close enough isn't it?
Maybe he was referring to the poor. "We oughta make the pie higher." If it's up high enough, maybe they'll finally get the idea, that their American dream, is just smoke and mirrors. It'll be so much easier to get rid of them, if they have nothing left to dream of.
One thing and only one thing, I can say about Dubya, is he never ceases to make himself look worse than the day before. I'd actually laugh if it weren't so sad. This is the best we can do, for a leader of our country? We are in big trouble.
2006-08-21 23:53:28
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answered by Schona 6
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I think he slipped some of that "coke" into the pie, and it DID get higher, but now it left to go look for some more crack.
Which reminds me: was the cocaine use of the pres. the powdered stuff, or was it "crack"? Either way, he sure mangled some brain cells, didn't he?
2006-08-21 23:45:42
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answered by Joey's Back 6
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He did it at the gas pumps and now all the food is going up Nationally. Good job Bush with your misleading America over WMD's in Iraq.
2006-08-21 23:36:51
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answered by Anonymous
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i saw this really funny picture the other day where every one had their hands over their hearts for the pledge of allegiance and bush was standing there with that confused look on his face and his had was on his stomach!! LOL i thought that was funny i hope you do to i wish i had the link to the picture
2006-08-21 23:36:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Bush destroys the English language at every opportunity, I don't believe it is intentional but he still does it.
2006-08-21 23:50:28
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answered by chubbiguy40 4
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he moved the pie higher so the damnocrats would not,... never mind you have seen American pie
2006-08-21 23:36:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Sure, he moved it to the top shelf.
2006-08-21 23:34:36
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answered by spunk113 7
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less achievable,, more difficult to attain,,or obtain,,, who knows why he says what he says, I'm not sure he even knows,
2006-08-22 01:14:05
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answered by Anonymous
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