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When I told the coach that a team player was lesbian when I meant to say Lebanese.

2006-08-21 16:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

One day I was walking across a busy intersection at 4:30 in the afternoon. I was so fly this day. The light was about to change so I decided to run across the street. I had on 4inch heels and wide leg pants. The heel of my shoe was caught in the hem of my pants and went sliding into the street. My portfolio flew from my hands. The shoe came off my foot. People were honking. Many let down the window and asked if I was okay. I heard others laughing. I saw some pointing. All I could do was gather myself and my things and hobble across the street to my destination. Tears rolled down my face from embarrassment. I had a hole in my new pants and my knee was throbbing and bleeding. All I could think about is how many of those who saw actually knew me and who else would they tell.

2006-08-27 03:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by pretty_brown_eyes 6 · 0 0

About three years ago I was at work and saw the person a had a major crush on ,as I was walking toward the building it started to rain so I started to run. As soon as I got to the door which they was holding open for me I fell flat on my BUTT dropping everything in my hands. A couple of days later as I was checking the building I saw this person again and walked smack into the wall almost knocking my self out cold.

2006-08-29 00:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by grownlady 2 · 1 0

One time I was at this Concert and I was cold and slippery outside afterwards, these guys kept trying to holla at me and I thought I was cute, then the next thing I knew I was falling down the stairs trying to grab hold of the rail. Everybody was laughing at me. That's what I get for thinking I'm too cute!

2006-08-29 02:58:13 · answer #4 · answered by dollbaby 4 · 0 0

When I was in high school, I was into acting. We did a play called David and Lisa. I went out on stage for my part in the first act and a few girls in the front row started giggleing and point. What I discovered is that my fly was down and my penis was partially exposed. I turned very red....stumbled on my lines and got off stage as fast as i could. The cool thing about it is that the word got out and I had a lot of the girls coming to talk to me for the rest of the year. Ahhhhh oh what a year that turned out to be!!

2006-08-21 16:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by asbratcher 4 · 1 0

Walking into the bedroom of an autistic man to wake him up with a fellow female staff member, only to find George standing there buff naked with a huge erection.

I decided perhaps I should handle it.

2006-08-21 16:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Huguenot 5 · 1 0

My most embarrassing moment was back in ninth grade and day it was raining and me and my crush had to walk home in the rain and so when he stopped where he had to stop and I plucked up the courage to hug him and so I did. And I ran... And I am now with him... funny how those things work! and so smitten

2006-08-21 16:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by campos_shannon 2 · 1 0

Talking with my boss after a business meeting and a crusty booger fell on her shoe. Nothing I could do about that one! Humiliated. Gross. (Now, I wonder how long it had been hanging off my nose and why no one bothered to tell me!)

2006-08-28 01:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by Carolanne 2 · 0 0

Trying to converse in French with a Frenchman....

2006-08-29 13:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by Juliette 6 · 0 0

Waking up in the girls bedroom in a sorority.

2006-08-28 16:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by maes_quest 3 · 0 0

i think one of those happened to me today, i work for a church-type job, helping out people in need, i was talking to the boss, and my cell phone starts ringing "Hey, your crazy ***** but you f*ck so good I'm on top of it" from Buck Cherries.....of course my phone was on full blast and it took me forever to find it in my purse.....My boss was just looking at me like "OMG!"

2006-08-28 13:41:25 · answer #11 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0 0

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