Yeah, I second that. I'm impartial to this because I'm an A's fan--but I love when the Yankees beat the Red Sox because they desoiv it. I'm still angry at Derek Blowe for doing that obscene crotch-grab at the A's dugout after the last out of the 2003 Divisional Series. So I was so happy to see that Aaron Boone ball go over the fence in the AL Championship to put those dirty Red Sox in the hamper where they belonged!
Yeah, that's the default answer all Red Sox fans have to anything. It's like they're mindless from drinking all that Dunkin' Donuts coffee with live five scoops of sugar in it. (I lived in Boston 2 1/2 years--so I know what it's like.)
I was talking to a Red Sox fan in the subway one time:
So who's your favorite all-time Red Sox player?
Yankees suck.
Do you remember the 1986 World Series?
Yankees suck.
Why do you hate the Yankees so much.
Yankees suck.
Shouldn't you root for your own team rather than say, "Yankees suck"?
Yankees suck.
What if Derek Jeter saved your daughter from drowning and gave her mouth-to-mouth and saved her life? What would you say to him?
Yankees suck.
Who would win in a NASCAR race between the Yankees and the Red Sox?
Yankees suck.
Do you like Dunkin' Donuts® better than Starbucks® or Coffee Bean®?
Yankees suck. What's Coffee Bean?
Where are you planning to send your daughter to college.
Yankees suck.
Don't you think, instead of wearing a Yankee Haters cap, you should wear a Boston cap to show you're rooting for your team instead? Why do you wear that?
Yankees suck.
What if all the Yankees had been visiting the World Trade Center on the 110th floor when the planes hit? Would you be happy now?
Yankees suck.
If you were dying, what advice would you give your children in life?
Yankees suck.
Is this your stop? It says Fenway Park on it.
Yankees suck.
What's your purpose in life?
Yankees suck. Yankees suck. Yankees suck. Yankees suuuuuuuuuck. Do you understand? Do you--do you understand me? Yankees suck. Yankees suuuuuuuuuck!!!
Then he took a last swig of his Dunkin' Donuts® coffee, walked over and forced open the subway car doors, and jumped out into the darkness of the tunnel we were passing through at 75 mph and he was lost forever.
I could have sworn I heard him say, "Yankees suck!" one last time as he was bouncing around in the tunnel.
2006-08-21 15:12:46
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answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4
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Hey, there's still 6 weeks left to go, and still 6 more games to play against each other. Remember back when the Angels blew like a 14 game lead in September to Seattle? Thats the great thing about baseball, anything could happen.
2006-08-21 16:48:23
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answered by x_factor_22_25 1
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lol dude thats exactly what i siad. I was laughing throughout the whole 5 game series watching them.. and to remind you the yanks were 4.5 games back not too long ago and now look the yanks are 6.5 games infront of the soxs. and now who is talking you boston fans must be pissed off.. Well boston thats the yanks for you and the the curse of the babino is back or maybe it's the damon curse lol
2006-08-21 21:52:09
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answered by Andy 5
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Swept 5 games at home. Game four up by 2 runs, lose by three... No middle relief, out hit... out played, Yankees clinch playoff birth by sweeping the Red Sox... priceless
2006-08-21 17:05:34
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answered by blessed_11706 2
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Yes, more bragging from loudmouth Yankees fans. I think more people hate Yankees fans than the actual team, just because the fans are annoying.
2006-08-22 03:23:41
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answered by Brian 5
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yah life would be easy trading away your teams future for a quick fix
the yankees are a bunch of over paid morons and steroid users
the only real value player they have is jeter
and o yha yankees suck
200 million dollar payroll
lifee would be easy
A _ FRAUD HASNT DONE ANYTHING AT ALL AGAINST THE SOX
MVP HE DOESNT DESERVE HOW BOUT PAPI AND MANNY
2006-08-21 15:42:38
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answered by Jimmy D 1
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It is the best part of the season so far...it gives me great pleasure to know that we may have dug the Red Sox coffin...5 game sweep...amazing!
2006-08-21 15:37:21
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answered by Voicekiller 4
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i grow to be a preschool instructor, and between the oldest kindergarten babies threw a enormous greater healthful only via fact he did no longer choose yogurt for snack. He grow to be screaming, and sliding down the wall with tears streaming down his face going "no, noooo". i grow to be attempting to speak to him gently without encouraging his habit, while unexpectedly i presumed dryly, "Wow, he fairly would not like yogurt." Then I lost it. i began shaking with laughter. I only approximately had to duck at the back of a cubby till it subsided via fact i did no longer choose him to establish me giggling at him yet i could no longer help it.
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answered by winstanley 4
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Props, Harmless, how did you ever remember our conversation?
2006-08-21 18:26:29
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answered by mattapan26 7
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yeah well you better pull your head out of your *** you are speakin way too soon there is still one month left.
2006-08-21 14:52:33
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answered by iamawesome 4
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