if its not one thng its another. im sad, depressed, have no friends and my man is one S.O.B. say something, anything!!!!
2006-08-21 13:20:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Do this. Take a deck of cards. Write on 5 of the cards with a marker pen; today is a GREAT day.
Sort the deck. Pick a card off the deck and turn it over. Perhaps it will say today is a great day, perhaps it will say nothing.
That is the way life is. Today really sucks. But you do not know what tomorrow will be. I have had a LOT of suck days in my life, and a LOT of great days in my life.
The trick is to go to bed, get up and face another day. After a number of years, you will find that the GREAT days were a LOT MORE than the suck days.
2006-08-21 13:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sweety all men are S.O.B at sometime in there life but think of it this way at least we get our Owen back. This is one way to Cheer up go and get all dressed up go to a club have a few drinks make a complete dumb *** of your self have fun while doing it and then by 2 Morrow you will have forgotten what you were up set about because you will be to worried about what you did the night before.
2006-08-21 20:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by sweety yhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"
A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking
the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to
the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that
cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the
ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to
the bar!"
"No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death."
"Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks
over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure
enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet
right in front of the bar.
"I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" .
So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches
the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.
"Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!"
"Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second
fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to
fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.
The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink.
The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:
"You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you're drunk, Superman".
I hope these do the trick :)
2006-08-21 20:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by funkyt0wn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody goes through ups & downs. You can't allow the down time in your life to completely take over you. Just remember that everything's gonna get better. As far as your man goes, drop him. If he makes you feel sad often, he's not worth your happiness - no man is.
2006-08-21 20:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by SheeShee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes when u think life cant get any worse God throws alittle bit of rain ur way and then u run inside of a building to get out of the rain and u met the new love of ur life so cheer up look for some rain
2006-08-21 20:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by cowboy76360 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Captain Jack Sparrow is in bed with a gorgeous woman and the door opens. In walks a guy wearing a flight cap that says "American Airlines" and a pair of wings on his uniform jacket that say "Captain."
"What the hell is going on here?" he shouts.
"Oh, sorry, mate," says Captain Jack Sparrow, "but I thought the song said 'A pilot's wife for me!'"
2006-08-21 21:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Scott F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your life has plenty of room for improvement. Make a little change each day to work toward the happy life you want to live.
2006-08-21 20:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by ©2009 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you seem like a great person to have so much bad going on in ones life hope things get better for you
2006-08-21 20:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by cwb63ss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a wonderful person and I'm glad you've given me the chance to tell you so.
2006-08-21 20:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a funny video such as national lampoon's family vacation.
laughing is good for a person.
2006-08-21 20:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by old man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋