Cause even Though im A blonde i like to laugh at some but im not that dumb
2006-08-21 13:14:30 · 12 answers · asked by blondiehothollister 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from LA to New York. The lawyer leans over
to the blonde and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and turns over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works. "I ask you a question; and, if you don't know the answer, you pay me and vice-versa."
Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer "Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; but, if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a 5-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs, and comes down with 4?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps
into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends e-mails to all his coworkers and all of his friends. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to go back to sleep.
The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, is going nuts trying to figure it out. He is more than a little
frustrated. He wakes the blonde and asks, "So? What does go up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes
2006-08-21 13:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Craptacular Wonderment 6 · 2⤊ 7⤋
Very well.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday?
Tell her a joke on a Friday.
2006-08-21 13:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Tegghiaio Aldobrandi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday.
Tell her a joke on Tuesday.
2006-08-21 13:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by M2J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am also blonde
Do you know why a blonde can not take the weekend off? Because they have to retrain her on Monday.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W's.
2006-08-21 13:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde look across the lake and saw a blonde on the other side. She looked to the right as far as she could see and she looked to the left as far as she could see. Then she yelled to the blonde across the lake. "How do I get to the other side?"
The second blonde also looked left as far as she could see and then right and yelled back across the lake....
"You are on the other side!"
2006-08-21 13:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Annie R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?
A. If they're on their back they're screwed.
2006-08-21 13:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is my favorite pick up line but it only works if she's blond or really, really, drunk. You simply walk up behind her...tap her on the shoulder ... look at your watch ... and say ..okay time to go.
2006-08-21 13:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Q:How do you change a blonde's mind?
A:Blow in her ear.
2006-08-21 13:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Mahogany D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde girl return her vibrator to the store?
-Because it kept chipping her teeth. :)
2006-08-21 13:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by Idunno 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
whats a blondes favorite betime story. hump me dump me
2006-08-21 13:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ed L 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋