My neighbors watch me shower...how do I stop this???

Question

I like to hose myself off in the back yard. I have a 4 foot chain link fence so I THOUGHT privacy would not be a concern.

Yet everytime I strip down and head out back for a refreshing rub down, the whole damn neighborhood is out there gawking and making rude comments. They even call me 'Mr. Naked'...whatever that means.

As if they shower with their clothes on!

Answer 1

You know what they say...good fences make good neighbours.

Besides that, let them enjoy the show, they must keep coming back for a reason

Answer 2

You do not say how old you are. But I just found out that some kids as young as early 20's have not been taught how to handle normal life's problems. Ok so you masturbate, most people do. There is no problem doing so. But usually a person does it in private. The first time you noticed you neighbor looking at you you should have found another place to Masturbate. Bathroom is the most common, usually while taking a shower. Or you could have taken a sheet, or towel and nail it up over the window. Knowing someone is watching you and still doing so means you are saying it is OK. Can you see, how odd, or wrong it was for you to just keep doing so, knowing someone is watching. Not smart. Normal response is to not do it when they are looking, is stop, go to another room, or cover the windows with something, not to just keep doing so. In the future, if anytime a situation come up, that makes you feel uncomfortable, stop, go somewhere else, and if you can not come up with a way to handle your problem, talk to someone else for help. Parents, older brother or sister, aunt, uncle, or some other adult you look up to. Soon you will be able to do it on your own. Good luck.

Answer 3

I've showered with my clothes on before. Heck, I needed a shower but there were others present, so I just got the hose and soaped myself up right there underneath my clothes. They got washed too!

Answer 4

Start taking a bath or live up to Mr. Naked status and enter their yard. Go make a play for the females watching ;-)

Answer 5

Cook some steaks on the grill, have a cooler full of cold beer, hire a gorgeous chick to shower with you, and you WILL see a change in their attitudes. P.S. Use the soap

Answer 6

You should just know that's kind of weird. Quit doing it. Shower inside like everyone else. You're becoming the weirdo of the neighborhood.

Answer 7

well put up a big 6 foot wooden privacy fence so you neigbors can not see you..apparently you are bothering them greatly,.. and they call you Mr Naked because you stripe down for all to see..if i was there i would call you Mr. Naked too..when i call the police..i will say please come take Mr. Naked away he is being a dam perv in his backyard lol..anyhow..i would get a good laugh out of it

Answer 8

What the **** take a shower in the damn house you ******* pervert. If i lived in your neighborhood I would call the police for indecent exposure sickooooooooooooooo!

Answer 9

Well, I think you might be setting your self-up for this one!
deep down you like it but are disturbed by it too!
but not enough to stop doing it!

although places do sell the outside shower curtains w/ stand and ring!!!

Maybe they is something there is something that you should be proud of and that is what they are staring at

Answer 10

okay, so why do you get naked in your yard if you know they're going to be watching? technically, you're entitled to privacy--but that doesn't mean you can streak neighbors. just take that cold shower INSIDE your house, okay?