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Don't have anything else clean except for panty hose my ex-girlfriend left here...damn where did this gay shorts even come from...

2006-08-21 12:26:33 · 18 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

better to do without the alcohol than to be seen in that kind of attire!

2006-08-21 12:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Leave the shorts and hose at home, go thru one of those drive-through liquor stores. Of course, I never understood the point of those... don't they promote drinking and driving (drinking WHILE driving????) Good luck.

2006-08-21 19:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 5 · 0 0

Take them off and go without the beer. I would HATE for you to be mistaken as a gay man. I wouldn't want people to think they were as rude as you.

2006-08-21 20:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0 0

Hmmm...why are you wearing gay shorts? And why do you have pantyhose (they don't belong to your ex girlfriend, I doubt you have ever had a girlfriend...)

If you want to crossdress, then crossdress....If you don't, then buy your booze another time.

2006-08-21 19:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by cognitively_dislocated 5 · 0 0

Get a life.

2006-08-21 19:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by Teacher 4 · 0 0

Unless your shorts are capable of experiencing sexual desires, they aren't "gay"...now are they?

Besides...you KNOW you're dying to try on those oh-so-sweet pantyhose...

2006-08-21 19:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by St. Hell 5 · 0 0

what the f do your shorts have to do with getting crunk? when you drink up nobody will care anyway

2006-08-21 19:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by sheitzen 2 · 0 0

find some dirty sweat pants, looking like a bum to pick up beer is acceptable

2006-08-21 21:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0 0

Get some jeans.

2006-08-21 20:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

drink Kool-Aid

2006-08-21 19:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by Brown eyed girl 2 · 0 0

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