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We would suddenly suspect whatever country has the largest supply of toilet paper of having weapons of mass destruction.

2006-08-21 12:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by kaligirl 3 · 1 1

the same thing that would happen if any other person in the world ran out of toilet paper. he wouldn't have any and he'd get some more.

2006-08-21 12:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well the chances of that happening to President Bush are pretty slim, but if it did happen I guess he would let his wife know if she is around or one of his aides . And if nobody was there he would have to hop in the shower and cleanse himself thoroughly and go to the store himself !!!!!!!

2006-08-21 12:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by godsbird2006 4 · 0 0

george bush has been out of toilet paper since he was elected. he has been wiping his a** on poor people ever since.

2006-08-21 12:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by miss 2 · 0 1

well figure out which country has the most amount of toliet paper and then start a war with them

2006-08-21 12:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Forget it-you're not worthy to come to his aid .

2006-08-21 12:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0 0

He would wipe his *** with Ben Laddin.

2006-08-21 13:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He'd whine and call his mom

2006-08-21 12:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by Teri D 3 · 0 1

He'll use Dick Cheney's hand.

2006-08-21 12:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

order some more

2006-08-21 12:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1 0

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