2006-08-21 11:40:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Can you say, "gift wrap"?
2006-08-21 11:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by PuttPutt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would use his beard, elf, gift wrap, boots, deer antlers, slay whip, bows, chocolate chip cookie, your Christmas tree, his pipe any thing he can get his hands on pretty much so be ware if you have brown Christmas rapping paper it just might have dried up and gave you present wrapping a new Christmas color.
2006-08-21 11:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would politely ask for a square of paper from the gent in the neighboring stall, of course!
2006-08-21 11:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by rhiannon2797 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
we would see sh!t trails across the sky - picture it.....
reindeer at the front pulling his sleigh and a huge brown, watery, showery mess emanating from the back of the sleigh with kids crying to mummy & daddy that the rain smells funny...
ho ho ho Merry Shitmas.......
2006-08-21 12:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by clairejoolz78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would be screwed cuz the ****** in the next stall won't spare a square
2006-08-21 11:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he would steal them from everyone. santa isnt a good person actually... if you could rearrange the letters in 'santa' it could make satan
2006-08-21 11:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by Velvet Rain Drops 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would ask Mrs. Claus to get some
2006-08-21 11:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd use all those letters to Santa of course
2006-08-21 11:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check your toys. Notice anything peculiar?
2006-08-21 11:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that all he brings you for X-mas? I guess the elves would make more.
2006-08-21 11:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Laurie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
most likely he would be a sick-o freak and not wipe at all
2006-08-21 11:50:21 · answer #11 · answered by lghottie49 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋