2006-08-21 11:30:29 · 2 answers · asked by Dinorider 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "what were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flaten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
See what happens when you LIE to your child !!
2006-08-21 11:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by Boo8081 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gonna teach you how to catch a bear. First you dig a big hole then you fill the hole with ashes. Once you're done with the ashes cover the hole with leaves and branches. Get a pot and a bag of frozen peas bears like them the best! Put the pot over the hole when a bear comes and take a pea from the pot Kick him in the ash hole!!
2006-08-21 11:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋