2006-08-21 11:20:15 · 18 answers · asked by joe r 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Physics
around 23.568952 board feet.
2006-08-28 12:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chop little or no wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Why? The woodchuck is a fat and lazy creature that loves to burrow to keep cool and out of the sun. He/she would make a very bad construction worker or woodsman.
Therefore.......the answer is little or no wood.
2006-08-28 12:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by opala m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is rather like the contention that if all the monkeys in the universe strated to type letters at the keyboards of an equal number of computers, eventually the complete works of Shakespeare would be produced. It is used to prove that, according to the laws of chance, eveything will happen eventually.
But the idea is nonsense to start with. Monkeys would be more likely to swing the keyboards around, eat bananas and s**t on the letters. I'm sure woodchucks wouldn't want to chop wood either, even if they could.
2006-08-21 11:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by rog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-21 11:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chop all the wood that a woodchuck could chop if a woodchuck would chop wood.
2006-08-21 11:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could chop as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chop wood.
2006-08-21 11:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by barrytabrah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's actually 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' And the answer? There's a pile of 'em!
2006-08-21 11:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woodchucks can't chop wood.
2006-08-28 08:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by flower wanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-21 11:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Phuong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would not chop wood , he would chuck it.
2006-08-29 03:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by confused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twice as much, in volume terms, as the pickled pepper that Peter Piper picked.
2006-08-21 12:12:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋