One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican was very happy and left the shop.
2006-08-21 11:07:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The next morning, when the barber went to open, there was a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business, and "Becoming More Successful".
Then a Democrat came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free hair cut.
2006-08-21 11:08:15 · update #1
Very funny and so true! Will have to share that one!
2006-08-21 11:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by mrsjav 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
That is just so unfunny. Such a Republican lie.
Since cutting the after school programs and help programs for teens. The death due to murder and poverty among the poor and crime and violence is up. to an alarming rate.
They are strictly for the rich by the rich and have the churches backing. While raiseing their huge wages 10 times refused to raise the minimum wage so that working mothers cannot afford a place to live. Was working 14 hours a day to feed her children and they took them away because she wasn't there for them.
They were glad to be taken away because now they have a warm place to sleep and something to eat. They are cruel and just like the corrupt Mexican government that is why Mexicans want to come to this country and it is rapidly coming here.
The rich own the government and the poor can't make enough to survive. Pretty soon another Republican President and we will be trying to get into Mexico for a job.
2006-08-21 18:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
I have one similar to that but in the last it is a Mexican and a dozen immigrants waiting for a free hair cut. that one is more believable than the on you have.
2006-08-21 18:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by gin 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Maybe this belongs in the jokes and riddles section since it is obviously not meant to stimulate intelligent political conversation.
2006-08-21 18:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
This isn't offensive, for a change.
2006-08-21 19:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. Great!
2006-08-21 20:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kitten 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
legend in your own mind, i dont why pres bushwacker hasnt hired you ,minister of propaganda
2006-08-21 19:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny!
We LOVE make-fun-of liberal-jokes in our house! And since it is so easy..we are a very happy family! Thanks!
2006-08-21 18:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by quilt-babe 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
so true to life. but still is very funny.
2006-08-21 18:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I find it hard to laugh considering the truth contained within....
with THAT said, LOL!
2006-08-21 18:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by LastNerveLost 3 · 5⤊ 5⤋