16. Your political theories sound exactly the same whether you're drunk or sober.
15. You're qualified to judge GWB the worst president in history even though the only other two presidents you can name are "Bill Clinton" and "Abraham Washington."
14. It makes perfect sense to you when you demand a conservative speaker be silenced because you consider him "intolerant."
13. You can openly regard blacks as helpless children unable to care for themselves and it's not considered racism.
12. Personal hygiene - Who needs it?
11. You can keep fantasizing that the Jeff Gannon non-story will finally gain some traction even though everyone with any brains gave up on it in March.
10. You can second guess conservative leaders for hours without having to worry about anyone second guessing liberal leaders. After all, nobody can second guess what doesn't exist.
9. It's easy to make time to go to anti-war protests when you rely on a welfare check instead of a paycheck.
2006-08-21 10:57:59 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
8. When you post idiotic opinion, unsupported conjecture, or paranoid delusions on Yahoo, you just have to type "FACT!!!" at the end and your post magically becomes true.
7. You see no contradiction in hating Bill Gates who became a billionaire by selling a product that people want, and admiring George Soros who became a billionaire by weakening national economies and driving others into poverty.
6. You know deep in your heart of hearts that if the cat gets stuck in a tree, it really *is* the President's responsibility to get it out.
5. In the debate of religion vs. science, you can swear you have complete faith in science even though you never made better than a C- in elementary school science and couldn't even give the boiling point of water if your life depended on it.
4. Your most difficult philosophical question regards exactly what is meant by the word "is."
2006-08-21 10:58:20 · update #1
3. If your wife presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can openly cheat on her and none of your friends will be mad at you, provided you're President of the United States.
2. If a pregnancy presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can flush it and none of your friends will be mad at you.
1. If a girlfriend presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can drown her and none of your friends will be mad at you.
2006-08-21 10:58:43 · update #2
ah ha, yes, that is a sign of liberal desperation, resorting to impersonation and libel.
2006-08-21 11:04:42 · update #3
"By the way, I'm not a liberal, I'm a socialist" -- LMAO and on drugs, I presume?
2006-08-21 11:05:45 · update #4
Mimi, as usual, a democrat can't support his/her tripe.
LIBS ARE NOT SMARTER..LIBS ARE NOT MORE SUCCESSFUL
A pew research source:
http://people-press.org/reports/display.php3?PageID=750
A libtard website citing the stats:
http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=90&ItemID=6625
A con website citing the same source:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1273327/posts
LIBS ARE NOT MORE GIVING
TOP TEN STATES IN GIVING INDEX ARE RED
http://www.catalogueforphilanthropy.org/cfp/db/generosity.php?year=2004
2006-08-21 11:11:33 · update #5
Don't forget this one:
"Repeat a lie often enough and it will be soon regarded as truth."
e.g.: "NO wmds were EVER found in Iraq", global warming, shrinking ozone hole, evolution, the "separation of church in state" in the Constitution, "If we just get Israel out of "Palestine" the nice terrorists will leave us alone," etc, etc....
2006-08-21 11:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by LastNerveLost 3 · 11⤊ 7⤋
Most of your "points" are typical polarizing BS.
But I do think #14, #13, #7, #6 & 2 are "the epitome of the left."
#14. Liberals seem to only support free speech when it is against conservatives or the USA in general.
13. I have long felt like the liberal attitude is more racist that the conservative attitude.
7. I didn’t know Soros was dubbed "the man who broke the Bank of England." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros
6. "It’s Bush’s fault! Yes, you can blame him for anything & everything that went wrong since he was in office. If your dog died, it's Bush’s fault. If you get hit by a car, Bush is at fault. When it rains and you don't have an umbrella, yea, that's Bush. Even when you stub your toe in the middle of the night, while going to the bathroom, it’s not because it’s dark & you are half asleep, it’s Bush!"
2. The arguments on both side of the abortion issue are frequently emotional and not thought out. The subject needs to be debated on a scientific basis.
2006-08-21 18:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Smart Kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Soros is of the far left wing of the Democrats. He has been financing Ant-American propaganda in Europe, where he's trying to push for a one European state. He's part of the Shadow Party of the left wing Demos. He got rich by the currency markets and some parts of Europe he isn' t liked.
2006-08-22 06:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by chuck h 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh! All very good, but you forgot the best one! Its in the spirit of #14.
17. It doesn't seem hypocritical to you at all when you scream about your 1st Amendment rights til you're blue in the face, but feel that the 2nd Amendment needs to be restricted in every way possible, or even repealed altogether.
2006-08-21 18:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by machine_head_327 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is fabulous!!! i will be sending your treatise to all my friends...i see internet fame just around the corner for you.
one of your "fans" wrote the following....see my comments in (sorry) CAPS...
Definition of the world liberal: OMG
1 broad: showing or characterized by broad-mindedness; "a broad political stance"; "generous and broad sympathies"; "a liberal newspaper"; "tolerant of his opponent's opinions" AKA UNFOCUSED-FUZZY-BLIND
2 having political or social views favoring reform and progress ACTUALLY THE ONLY REFORM THEY SEEK IS TO MAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY A THING OF THE PAST
3 tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition AKA DISRESPECTFUL OF OTHERS
4 a person who favors a political philosophy of progress and reform and the protection of civil liberties UH...REDUNDANT MUCH?
5 big: given or giving freely; "was a big tipper"; "the bounteous goodness of God"; "bountiful compliments"; "a freehanded host"; "a handsome allowance"; "Saturday's child is loving and giving"; "a liberal backer of the arts"; "a munificent gift"; "her fond and openhanded grandfather" ....SOCIAL DISEASE IS ALSO "GIVEN FREELY"
6 a person who favors an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets SELF-REGULATING MARKETS AKA PRICE GOUGING OPPORTUNISTS
7 free: not literal; "a loose interpretation of what she had been told"; "a free translation of the poem" NOT LITERAL.....AS IN NO RULES...NO RESPONSIBILITIES....PASS ME THE BONG!
2006-08-21 11:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by sharrron 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What is great about what is going on here is that i don't even have to read any of this and i know exactly every point you were trying to make. It is the same tired recycled crap my grandfather has been spouting since working under Hoover in his "prime". I am not right or left. Republicans as well as democrats just like you (which there are millions of democrats EXACTLY LIKE YOU) annoy the piss out of me. Which is why i am constantly praying for nuclear holocaust in 5 minutes. Someone please bring on the cataclysmic disaster so i no longer have to listen to the senseless meandering of these back woods and suburban retards. These white and blue collar babblistic clowns with squirting flowers and gigantic shoes and honking noses on unicycles. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!
2006-08-21 11:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by QuizTheOneWithoutOne 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋
True, but you missed a few on the ledger.
Leftists believe you can't pray to God, but you can pray to money.
Leftists believe you shouldn't be ashamed of anything you've done, as long as you don't name it after the president in 9 months.
Leftists believe, as long as offends christians, it's ok....especially involving schools, the public viewing, and most of all, goverment.
There's more, but i'm sure i'd run out of space typing.
2006-08-21 11:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by steveraven 3 · 10⤊ 2⤋
Honestly, do you want conservatism to be judged on the basis of what you've just posted? Ad hominem attacks are not debate. I hope some intelligent,level-headed conservatives (and I readily admit that they exist) will tell you what you need to be told, because you seem far too small-minded to pay any mind to a reasonable liberal.
2006-08-21 11:09:02 · answer #8 · answered by x 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Who do you base these comments on? So you think every single Democrat is like this? You can't be that naive. Why are you so cruel? What happened to you? You sound like someone who probably beats on their wife, pretends to a "good Christian" beats on homeless people, burn crosses in peoples lawns, only have white friends and probably can't get it up in bed. If I had all these issues I too would act as you do. You are full of hate.
2006-08-21 11:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Yes, they are. There's maybe a few more than 16 though.
I like the guys response "the revolution is coming". Yeah, whatever dude. You can't lead a revolution from your couch while smoking pot. And BTW - we have all the guns.
2006-08-21 11:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by Dubberino 3 · 10⤊ 3⤋
You forgot.
17. Your definition of generosity is giving other people's money away.
2006-08-21 11:14:15 · answer #11 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋