2006-08-21 09:50:35 · 29 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
give her a white dress and little white smurf hat and take a photo, then get her to pay all my bills for as long as she can he he he
2006-08-21 11:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wonder why I could get a woman as popular, yet repulsive, as Jessica Simpson, and I didn't get Lindsay Lohan or that really beautiful girl from" In The Mix" instead.
2006-08-21 16:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call all my friends and brag about boinking Jessica Simpson.
2006-08-21 16:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Desperado 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would scream and call the cops...........
the scary thing is that when i was a sophmore, i knew a girl who alwasy pretended to be jessica simpson and then she found a girl to play nick lachey. and you had to call them jessica or nick
it was really creepy
2006-08-21 17:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by its ME !!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paint myself blue, and then shag like Smurfs.
/ obviously.
2006-08-21 16:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by J-Pizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hike that fine hiney up and pour the coals to her like nobody's business...then I'd wash the sheets, because that blue s hit would be everywhere.
2006-08-21 16:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would assume that she had choked to death and bury her as quickly as possible, without checking as to whether or not she was still breathing.
Then I would go in search of the jerk who put that ditz in my bed and do the same to them.
2006-08-21 17:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer some tuna
2006-08-21 17:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by bittersweetmeh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her to stop makeing movie and focus on her music. thats why shes famous, not for attempting to act. then i'd kick her out of my house and go whatch cartoons and eat some lucky charms.
2006-08-21 16:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign myself into Detox.
2006-08-21 16:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by PuttPutt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋