are you ready for 8-22-06 and Jihad ?

Question

The return of the Iman has been predicted by Mohamed the prophet

Iran will light up the sky in preperation for the return of the Muslim mesiah and the launch of Jihad against the world.

expected targets are Israel and the USA in Iraq. N Korea is expected toaide in this international attack.

And we can expect the demoncrats to chat give peace a chance , lets negociate. etc...

God I pray this does not happen....

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/08/august_22_end_of_the.html

http://www.al-islam.org/masoom/bios/12thimam.html

Answer 1

Well Ahmadinejad did say the UN and the world would have to wait until 8/22/06 to have his answer about Iran's nuclear program.

Perhaps he plans on launching a nuke on isreal, maybe "just" a dirty bomb. Maybe he's planning on attacking his neighboring countries' oil supplies. Do that with a dirty bomb and that will make the capping of the wells difficult at best. Meantime he could create the greatest environmental hazard AND cripple the western world in one fell swoop. Iran can fight all of it's Arab neighbors and win decisively. Iran is the only country in the middle east right now with an army that can do anthing except protect its own borders, including Israel.

Maybe instead of being alligned with N Korea he is in bed with Chavez and they will withdraw from OPEC, and put very strict guidelines on how much they pump, or to whom they sell. That would play with the US and Israeli economies real hard.

The difficult aspect about guys like Ahmadinejad is that they are smart AND crazy, so trying to guess just what they may do is virtually impossible.

Answer 2

You know I find it rather humorous that there are so many people willing to jump on board the conspiracy train that 9/11 was an inside job, and can bend facts around to justify their theory, yet they can't grasp the idea that there are terrorist that exist in the world that are actively conspiring to harm the US. I join you Shiraz in the hope that nothing does happen 8/22, but if it does rest assure that there will be some ****** out there blaming it on Bush while at the same time claiming that the same man is an idiot and can't speak and read. My question is this, is he an idiot like they say, is he an evil mastermind hell bent on destroying the US for personal gain, or is he simply a human being that has endured extreme circumstances and dealt with them as well as any other could. I choose the third and will continue to feel that way.

Answer 3

Bring on the second coming!!!!!!!

I have a feeling the Imam aint gonna make another trip to the Earth. About the only thing that will happen is a lot more people will die, a lot will disappear and a lot will convert to Islam or Christianity, depending on which way they are leaning at the moment.

I am ready, I just hope Bush is as well.
I've paid so much attention to what the bad guys are doing I haven't even looked to see if we have deployed more troops. Perhaps it will be best to wait until after the nukes go off.

Answer 4

When it does happen, it's not because of religion or any of that nonsense. It's because it's going to further the agenda of the Rich people.

Like say, the trilateral commission.

But I'm not ready. Regardless of why nuclear war breaks out, I am definitely not ready for it. I was up all night last night worrying about it. It's one of those things, I can't really hope to stop it within 24 hours can I?

If there's a god, I hope he has mercy on our souls.

If not, I hope he randomly becomes real and stops it.

IF not, and he won't, then I hope I acquire a huge amount of LSD and pot, So I can get really high and become concerned with a pile of dirt, rather than the political situation in the world.

Answer 5

The jihad started long ago as a result of misguided U.S. foreign policies in the region.

8-22-06 is just another day

Unless, of course, Iran "lights up the sky" with their new Iranian oil bourse (the last I saw it was still due for a September rollout)! This would be the equivalent of a nuclear strike against the U.S. financial system. It would be a financial rebellion the likes of which we haven't seen since....uh....the turning over of the tables of the money changers by Jesus in Jerusalem, perhaps?

Answer 6

The Yankees finished a Jihad of the Red Sox today. As far as tomorrow with the morons who are promoting this, I am sure that our Government is aware some wacky stuff may be going on and is ready . My prediction a few extra Muslims killed tomorrow.

Answer 7

No! Please!, not another Jihad. We have them about every time an American farts in the middle east. I wish Bush had said give peace a chance before getting this country tied up in Iraq. Over 2000 Americans killed, 5 billion tax payer dollars blowed each month. The Iraqis were suppose to be grateful to us. Maybe we caused too much collateral damage. The worst is that there is no end in sight.

Answer 8

Since you seem to be stuck on this issue, how about you demonstrate a little faith in your claim by vowing never to return to Yahoo Answers if the promised Jihad doesn't happen?

Anyway, shouldn't you be digging a hole in the desert somewhere and stockpiling canned goods and ammunition while checking your underwear for government listening devices?

Answer 9

I heard about this last night... I also heard Muhammed will be riding down from the skies on a flaming horse to Israel. I know some people who honestly believe we are living through the apocalypse. Althought I do not necessarily believe that, I do believe its time America and the World turns to God.

Answer 10

So, the 700 Club is spinning the Rapture as the beginning of Jihad?

I was right - they are identical. America will be living under Sharia law in no time.