I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and
she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked,
if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was
empty.
She said, "Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking
my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do
these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She
then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she
dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
2006-08-21 09:33:29 · 10 answers · asked by I Need Love 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So I climbed on
her.
It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
pow, it was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her
2006-08-21 09:33:55 · update #1
Oh god! I have had such a bad day- Thank You SO much for the laugh!
2006-08-21 13:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by playdoh1986 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! It is really funny! Ha ha... U a dumb@ss!
Kidding!
2006-08-21 16:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahhahhaha!!! LOL
But I doubt that this happened.
2006-08-21 16:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH Funny as
2006-08-21 19:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by ₪ ø Ξ .o• The Valiant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, hilarious
2006-08-21 16:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2006-08-21 16:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-08-21 16:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by becca . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im 14 and i read it.. LMAO!!
2006-08-21 16:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by perfectly_unperfect 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the question was.....
2006-08-21 20:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,,that was real good,,
2006-08-21 16:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by hotnwild6878 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋