I wanted to share it, i got it from Diesal Weasal, he's a pretty funny guy. Here it is:
Daddy, How Was I Born?
"Daddy, How Was I Born?"
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe."
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said...
(scroll down)
...you've got male!"
2006-08-21 09:03:37 · 25 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO !!!
2006-08-21 09:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow. when you talk about the computers not having a firewall instead say or include that neither one of you had protection becuase you were not expecting to need a firewall.
2006-08-21 16:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by syemour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's like the one on, Indians getting their kids names. One kid asked his dad and he said it's what ever you see or happens at conception. Like your mom saw a eagle flying so you brother was flying eagle, and the same for your sister drinking deer. So why do you ask all these questions Broken condom? :)
2006-08-21 16:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Cosmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a variation of the song:
There was a hole in the middle of your mom, the prettiest little hole, that you ever did see.
And in that hole, there was an egg, the prettiest little egg...
And to that egg, there came a sperm...
And from that sperm there came a zygote...
... embryo
fetus
baby
2006-08-21 17:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sharon C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2006-08-21 16:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sierra. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny but funny.
2006-08-21 16:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-08-21 16:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard of this one. Not that funny hearing it again but neat.
2006-08-21 16:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cheesy,but it's funny
2006-08-21 16:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Christiana C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get an A+!!! Very cute joke.
2006-08-21 16:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-21 16:10:15 · answer #11 · answered by always thinkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋