penis and jumped from a tree. the rope slipped off after that extremely hard yank. now im in a tremendouse amount of pain to the point to where ive been vomiting and dry heaving and my vision is blurry. my penis is now swelled up about five times its size and is so blue it looks almost black and a little bit of dark blood and pus has ben trickling fom my pee hole. what should i do it just hurts so bad.
2006-08-21 08:54:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Stop trying to get on the show 'JackAss', they are professionals.
2006-08-21 11:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by lignebur72 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I can and many others see right thru your BS LOL...first off if you jumped from a tree more than likely you wouldve severed your penis at least partially from your body...second if this really happened you wouldnt be even able to type this stupid post LOL and third...pus is a sign of an infection..which would be days later after something like this not right away....and four...if it black then its just gonna fall off from gangrene LOL and that would take days also...blood pooling and causing dark color yes that would defintely happen... so if you were stupid enough to do this to yourself then go to the ER
2006-08-21 09:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by minx64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your penis will be ok but you do need to pack your stuff and go to mental hospital and stay their for a while like 1 year or 2.
What where you thinking
2006-08-25 08:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by chigirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when anything was swollen, ice will be the best medication for cooling it down. It doesn't matter how many times biger than normal. it might disappear inside your balls if ice applied on it for a long enough time.
Best thing is this: you don't need a rope for this anymore. you can use the rope for your neck becase your penis disappeared.
2006-08-21 09:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by tellmetruth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't jump again! And don't jump from any higher places. Pick a much less messy death. Some people need your tasty liver.
2006-08-21 09:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by leedeedi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tie it around ur neck and jump again. u wont have pain anymore , and the rest off the world if save from a nutcase as u walking around. do us all a favour. jumppppppppp
2006-08-21 09:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by bencilius 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what you think would happen idiot. go do the ER, or call an ambulance, but then again you probably didn't think about that cause you pulled an insane stunt like the one you just did.
2006-08-21 09:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What in the hel* were you thinking??? Your a moron!!! you need to go to the emergency room you might loose your penis
2006-08-21 09:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made your bed now just go to sleep, or you could do what some of the others have suggested. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
2006-08-21 09:09:02 · answer #9 · answered by l00kstwice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok what he said Go To The EMERGENCY ROOM. i doubt this is true. i would really go to the internet and ask people what to do when it takes a few mins for people to answer. use
COMMON SENSE.
2006-08-21 09:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stand infornt of a bus. Pain will end quickly.
2006-08-21 09:03:05 · answer #11 · answered by WICCA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋