my malicious neighbour has been trying to drop me in it....by reporting me to local authorities-falsely saying i'm running a business from home, claiming benefits....all complete lies - tried talking to him with no success.
Now i'm getting really annoyed - i want revenge........anyone got any ideas ???
2006-08-21 08:30:18 · 31 answers · asked by rick67 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
You should be able to get a free half-hour consultation with a lawyer.
Moreover, if you are blameless you should report the man to the police and tell them he is harrassing you etc. If they say they can't help, ask them to steer you to the appropriate authority.
As for those who think there is no smoke without fire, let me say we used to have a schizophrenic neighbour who did much worse than yours, including putting an enormous dog* pile behind our shed over winter. He even used a piece of his own tarpaulin! then claimed it must have been someone else who had stolen his dogs' excrement and put it there to implicate him. We called the health dept.
2006-08-21 08:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by kerangoumar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My former friend is very conscious about his age. He's 42 and uses a lot of crap on his face to make himself look younger. He absolutely hates the idea of getting old. What I did is I signed him up for tons of retirement home mailing lists and catalogs. I could only imagine what his reaction was. Mwahahahaha!
2006-08-23 07:12:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does he have a car?
do you have any expanding 'gapfilling' foam? and an extension to the nozzle?
did you know that cars need free flow of gasses from the exhaust in order to run?
did you know that a 3 second burst of foam a foot up an exhaust pipe will cause enough of a blockage that the said car will be impossible to start...forever?unless a smart mechanic shines a torch up the tail pipe..and they dont grow on trees in quickfit?
mind you..i'm only asking a few questions...not making suggestions...after all, only a truly nasty and vindictive person would concider causing harm to an innocent motorcar...would't they?
2006-08-21 09:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by brian_sue69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a neighbour that phoned up the council saying that i'd cause a fire just because i was having a bbq...
you know how im going to get back at her???
she has this weird habit of karioke at 1 in the moring and sweeping the outside at 6 in the morning.phone up the council...or just screw up the outside so she has buttloads too sweep.
fing a bad habit of thiers and tattle tale or ruin them (obviously secretly) just to mess with them.dont lie like they did though.you dont want to be a hypocrite.besides...its more fun when its true!
mwhahahaha!!!!
and you should do that junk mail idea but also put his name as I.p.Freely or ben dover or Harry Dick...have fun!
2006-08-21 08:40:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥āngelic♥děmon♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do nothing for now, have a good think about what you are going to do to get them back, is there anything you have on them that you could use to your advantadge? Bide your time and remember, revenge is a dish that's best served cold!
2006-08-21 10:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by TB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends
2006-08-21 08:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) Squirt a rude message on his front lawn with bleach
2) Order, skips, top soil, sheds, Jacuzzis, hot tubs etc
3) Request reps to call - ad's in mags etc
4) Advertise his car, bike, house etc for sale on free notice boards in supermarkets.
5) Write his name and phone number on the men's public toilet wall!
2006-08-21 08:50:47 · answer #7 · answered by noddy194 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put a big sign on your lawn, "Warning, my neighbor is a Liar" or if you have his name, how about going down to the post office and filing a change of address form for him.
2006-08-21 08:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why is this neighbor doing this? Does not make sense something happened for him to think these things. Talk again
2006-08-21 08:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by rgiraldy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad karma...what goes around,comes around. Take the moral high ground-you'll feel better for it and your neighbour will get what he/she deserves.
2006-08-21 08:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by pinkandloopy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋