What do you do if you have two penis's I was born funny?

Question

This is dead serious i look like a ****** two headed snake.

Answer 1

**** 2 girls at once...every mans dream

Answer 2

This is a real disorder that is called diphallus. Usually one of the penises is not completely formed, but on rare occasion a man has two fully functional penes. Essentially you need some serious plastic surgery to correct it (the more complete the second is, the more serious the surgery). Sounds like you only have two glans, so that might be easier to deal with. Contact a urologist.

(The prognosis in the wiki article is grimmer than what I understand.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallus

Answer 3

So you're saying you were born with two? Man that is F***** Up.
Nothing. Just find a Doctor who can do surgery. At least you dont have a tick on it. Man, I hear a lot of funny stories.

Answer 4

I see no problem if you have one partner only and there is no great rush to go for the bonking stage too early. In this day and age of diseases its a good idea to take things slowly with only those who relay care getting to look at the goods. best of luck.

Answer 5

damn, thats interesting! do they both function correctly? Use it as an advantage when having sex, i'm sure you can think of some ways, lol.

Answer 6

You must be the envy of every man and the desire of every horny woman! Lucky you!

Answer 7

U R VERY WEIRD U KNOW THAT?

AND YOU SAID U SUCK ON THE THING?!.. HAHAHA

TALK 2 UR MOTHER ABOUT THAT! ITS OKAY.
C WHAT SHE THINKS..
SEE IF YOU SHOULD GO SEE A DOCTOR... AND A THERAPIST 4 THAT!
SERIOUS... U GOT SUM ESSUES DUDE!..LOL
G.. LUCK!
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Answer 8

that is raw