When you cheat on your spouse, where do you say you're going? I need an excuse to get out of the house to go see my boyfriend for about 8 hours. Help a girl out!
2006-08-21 08:18:53 · 85 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
here's a few:
Tell him you need to go buy new underwear & bras - heading to Walmart (or other store), be back later (good for a few hours... remember to bring home some new undergarments - better yet, sexy one's and wear them for HIM!)
Tell him you ran into an old girlfriend, You're meeting for dinner/lunch to gossip & talk about old times.... be back later (also good for a few hours- make sure you eat while you're out)
Start an argument, storm out to 'take a drive & cool off" - come back later and be apologetic & have sex.... he won't ask where you went.
2006-08-21 08:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by bigbadwolfe_2 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Cheating is an art form...People get caught cheating because they do not know how to perfect this art form. Your best bet is to tell your spouse that you are going out to get them something or do something special for them. This should buy you all of the time you need to go meet up with your other lover. See the spouse will be thinking that you are out doing something for them that they will forget that you are gone. Under any circumstance never tell them that you are going over a freinds house or else you will get busted everytime.
2006-08-21 08:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you serious??
I always tell my spouse exactly where I'm going, but I have nothing to hide because I'm not a cheat.
Here's a good excuse to get out of the house: Tell him that you are leaving him, so you are going out to consult a divorce attorney, and then over to your boyfriend's to whore around a bit.
You are a disgrace to the female sex.
I can’t believe there are so many people actually giving out lame excuses. What a big bunch of vile, depraved a$$holes.
2006-08-21 08:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by Vampira 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only way I see that you could pull off an 8 hour disappearing act is to have your "boyfriend" bring $100.00 bucks to the meeting.......cause you'd have to have that to show you've been
"working a job" so to speak. Unless you are privvy to having that extra money, that your husband is unaware of. If this can't be the LIE that you tell....keep your "azz" at home where you belong until you have a separation or divorce paper in your hand......cheating will eat you alive eventually one way or the other.
2006-08-21 08:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that any man in their right mind would buy into their wives being gone for 8 hours. If you must, tell him the truth and then you won't risk being caught. If my wife said she was going shopping, bingo, gambling, ect.. for 8 hours. I know that her bags would be curbside when she got home. I know I would never touch or kiss her again.. You should be careful your husband may already know about you..... especially if you have a computer that you use at home with all this new spy ware all around...
2006-08-21 08:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by skawp 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First of all go get a divorce or whatever you have too do to seperate and then you have all the time in the world to spend with your new boyfriend and you would'nt have to make an excuse to get out of the house!!!!!!
2006-08-21 08:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Daisy_Duke 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always used walmart cause they were open 24 hours a day and my husband knows i can shop 5 or 6 hours at a time and he cant check on ya there and if he does go i must of left i swear i would always run in there on my way home when i was done doing my deed and run in grab some stuff as fast as i could cause i knew where everything was and i would buy it take it home and show him the receipt where i had left and let him see the time on it so he always believed me or i always used im going walking and i would have my lover meet me down the road and we would do our thing there i told him i was on a diet and i liked walking at night when it was cooler and he believed me ohh girl ive come up with some real good ones i have many more tho good luck hope ya dont get caught and have fun!
2006-08-21 08:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i can help you out go in your car drive for 8 hours call the desperately horny boyfriend and tell him that you got stuck in the garbage compost and when he gets there make sure you have a flash light otherwise hes probably gunna miss you complety when he picks you up mack sure to ride in the back of the truck because you MIGHT smell a tiny bit worse and if he pukes on you then you might not be aloud in the pig pen
my advice take or shove it your choice
2006-08-21 08:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's horrible just divorce him and save both of you the trouble in the long run....that said i could help with a story if you gave a few more details i mean a could alibi has to be believable so it has to based in your reality a little more just asking us won't help cause a good alibi for one person doesn't necessarily help another so like what do you do what would be close to believable for your hubby to hear...that type of thing would help i mean you could say you have to go into the city to pick something up but it needs to be something hard to find so that its plausible that it took you as long as it did...can you use work as an excuse and hey why are you cheating anyway? just out of curiosity....
2006-08-21 08:27:23 · answer #9 · answered by J. H. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're too immature and stupid to have an affair right, then don't have one at all. I'm not advocating affairs mind you, but good God...you're a stupid **** that deserves what she gets. I wouldn't want your spouse to run you over with his car...but if it happened; I doubt very much I'd have much sympathy or empathy for that matter.
I just hope you haven't bred...there are enough stupid people in the world, don't add to it.
2006-08-21 08:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by Poppet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you must not be in love with your husband,, so you really need to get out for more than 8 hours....be a real woman and tell you husband the truth!
2006-08-21 08:24:10 · answer #11 · answered by Kel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋