It can't , neocon's don't know how to chage light bulbs, that's why they are always in the dark! ( Neocon wife , " Wake up George I just heard a mouse squeak!" Neocon George to wife, " What do you want me to do - get up and oil it ?" ( Judge ask Conservative , " Why did you steal that purse?" Conservative to judge-"Your honor, I was not feeling well & thought the change would do me good." Liberal wife to neocon husband as she hands him the memo on who to vote for at the primaries, " Honey, did you fill in the blanks?", Husband, " What blank?" , Liberal wife, " The one between your ears." Like I said, the breakfast of the champion neocon, Peanut butter & door Jam ! Please note this is not to insult, cause trama, incriminate. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and this is merely an example of my experience of working around Republicans.:) Have a nice day. Oh, I always say , conservatives are very liberal in their hatred towards Democrats.
2006-08-21 08:26:35
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answered by ₦âħí»€G 6
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Lemme guess, one to hold the lightbulb and 9,999 others to detonate enough nuclear explosions to spin the Earth?
Ha ha... I get it, neocons are evil.
2006-08-21 07:56:00
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answered by Eric C 5
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Neocon?
I've already lost interest.
2006-08-21 07:56:33
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answered by JeffE 6
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thats very funny
2006-08-21 09:51:51
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answered by Jubei 7
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what's a neocon?
2006-08-21 07:54:53
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answered by Jimmy 5
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I hope you don't thank the liberals for your education, they appear to have failed miserably.
2006-08-21 07:57:35
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answered by xtowgrunt 6
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Sorry, i don't get whats so funny
2006-08-21 07:57:12
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answered by Anonymous
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whats a lightbulb?
2006-08-21 07:56:16
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answered by Anonymous
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u r a dope
2006-08-21 08:03:13
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answered by Anonymous
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