On Saturday a guy poked me with a fork and told me he was checking to see if I was tender...I could not stop laughing at him.
2006-08-21 05:22:27 · 18 answers · asked by awesome_fred 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG i would have fallin to the floor!!!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"I'd marry your dog just to get in the family."
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that
I've been touched by an angel? "
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her
I just met the girl of my dreams. "
"Hello - Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine."
"Thats a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my floor."
"If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!"
"You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."
"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
Those are just some lame ones that i found.
2006-08-21 05:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Got_a_question? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*lol*
A few Saturdays ago a guy drunkenly stared at me for about 5 minutes before saying the worst line in history - "Do you come here often?"
My dad happened to be behind him at this stage and said sternly, "Yeah, with her dad"
*lol* At least we all got a laugh (even if it was just at my dad for being so protective and the fact he's shorter than 99% of the people in the pub!)
2006-08-21 05:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by the_roof_is_leaking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats Your Sign Hey I Think You Know A Friend Of Mine Is It Your Place Or Mine
2006-08-21 05:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by ekilps_08_25_93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I met my girlfriend, this was my pick up line:
"Hi, my name is Leo, and I've been drinking since 6"
We've been together for 3 months now.
2006-08-21 05:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratultions on getting fork'n poked
2006-08-21 05:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You gonna eat that?"
some guy just came up to my table with me and a friend and asked us if we were finished? We both kinda skunked our noses, and then he proceeded to say "Cause I'd like to buy you an after dinner drink."
The inital line was shocking, but his notion afterwards seemed so nice we couldn't refuse a free FRESH drink. lol.
2006-08-21 05:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's your name? You ought to change your name to beautiful. It has acutally worked for me before. The sad thing is that I stole it from that movie called "Natural Born Killers".
2006-08-21 05:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a bartender and last night a customer asked, " do have 7 digits?" when i said no, he said "well can i have your phone number on the rocks?" eeewwwwww. how lame.
2006-08-21 05:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
2006-08-21 05:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i have ur number cuz i lost mine...lol......r u a astronaut cus u r out of thi world!
2006-08-21 05:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by luv4furyfriends 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋