sorry for the deception but i had to have a cover,before you judge me hear me out. so there i was in algae tending to my goats when one of them INSULTED MY MOTHER!! (dont ask what he did) so i did what any other normal person would do.i headbutted him then kicked him 40 yards.some french invaders noticed this and next thing i know i am being blind folded and thrown into the back of a van headed for france!!!anyhow i dont want to get into to many details but lets just say ive had enough of this.i mean football is great and all but i do miss my goats and when there are not making me play football they make me step on grapes and taste wine.its not all bad you know we have art and cheese and stuff.and everyother friday i get to clean the the bathrooms.anyhow i would like to know if someone would smuggle me (ooops) i mean sponser me (hehe) to get outa this counrty? any american ,african ,mexican, southpolein, islamician (jihad)!!!!please help me at this most desperate hour. yourstruly z
2006-08-21
04:50:04
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➔ Football
➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)