I need it!
2006-08-21 04:43:54 · 22 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I call my dog Minton, cos he eats shuttlecocks........Bad Minton
did that work?
2006-08-21 04:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by G Man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try this:
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he
rushed
into a
lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
2006-08-21 12:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this made me smile this morning:
my friend was having some of those denture implants done but before she could have the proper teeth put on she had some temporary ones. she was told they would be like real teeth. she had some indian food with saffron in it and it stained the teeth bright yellow! it was hilarious!!!!
2006-08-21 11:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah (31/UK) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play the DPM game. What is the strangest situation you can imagine John Prescott in?
2006-08-21 12:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by waycyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like G Man's answer
Its like my mates cat was called Cooking Fat
2006-08-21 11:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by David R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOO!!!! 2 months til Halloween runs away
2006-08-21 12:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by NEOTEH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the pub... as only a bar man can make you smile...
2006-08-21 12:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by michael o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go take a walk outside where the tourists hang out !
2006-08-21 12:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by Nicolas L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a look at Micheal Jackson
2006-08-21 11:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, Monday's so not my day either. Get some chocolate!
2006-08-21 11:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by La 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pudding!
Ok I tried!
2006-08-21 11:51:14 · answer #11 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋