2006-08-21 02:50:14 · 26 answers · asked by chucklestherabbit 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
The police have mistaken you for a suicide bomber and they won't be releasing you for 90 days!
2006-08-21 02:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I have a million, all of which my supervisor has used of the years. Some of my favorites are:
"I got bit by a possum last night" (my personal favorite).
"My car broke down half-way to work, so my wife is on her way to get me and take me back home" (go figure that one).
"My water heater broke and I can't get a shower" (his water heater breaks about 2-3 times a month).
"I have to run to Carlinville to pay my electric bill so they'll turn it back on".
"I have to run to Shelbyville to pay my satellite company so they'll turn it back on".
"I have to go to the bank".
"I broke my back". (another favorite of mine).
"I hit a deer last night and don't have a way to work". (although he never bothers to try and explain why his car has no dents, etc., when he does come back).
"I'm snowed in". (Where is lives always gets 3 feet of snow no matter what).
"My water pipes broke and I have 3-feet of water in my basement". (this might actually work for you, if you have a basement that is). - this happens to him at least once a month.
"I have to take my dog to the vet" (he must have 15 dogs!)
"My wife is sick".
"I have to drive my wife to the doctor"
"I'm going to the doctor because I have this knot on my neck and I think it's cancer" (give me a break!).
I swear to God he just came and told me he had to leave and go to the drug store and get some medicine for a toothache!!! I don't know if he'll be back or not!
Well, these are just a few I can think of right off the top my head. Hope you thought of something and are home enjoying your day.
2006-08-21 03:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say that you were hit by two cars a bus and a train. works for me (lol)
maybe you should just go to work like the millions of other who hate their jobs with a passion
2006-08-21 03:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by policethesoul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wheels were stolen from my car. And i have to stay till the police have wiped the whole place down for fingerprints.
2006-08-21 03:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-21 07:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by andyandlola 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a flat tire and have to wait for so and so to get off work to take you. you locked your keys in your car. your mom is sick. your niece is sick. you threw up all over yourself on the way to work. you are stuck out of town.
2006-08-21 02:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by darcilynn83 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've just stepped on your girlfriends straighteners when they were on! You may have to limp for a couple of days though!
2006-08-21 02:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by CARRIE-ANN F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That you're sick.
"I feel terrible but I've already puked three times. I really can't come into work today, I'm so so sorry. I really am."
2006-08-21 02:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jackal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you have to run to the store and well your gone go shopping
2006-08-21 02:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by Emy~lou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your gerbil has the flu and needs you care and attention
2006-08-21 08:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by CeeVee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋