"All right leutinant lets get to the tower"
"We have no tower"
"No tower?"
"No sir just a bridge"
"Why the hell wasnt i told about these things"
ET comes up to a payphone:
"ET phone home"
"That will be six million dollars for the first 3 minutes"
2006-08-21 02:40:41 · 28 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
" Betty! lets go together so we can look after each other!"
2006-08-21 02:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Deb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Airplane 2 William Shatner
Airplane 2 ET
2006-08-21 09:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable. Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep, rots into a solitary, hollow existence. Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone. So I went to sleep, hoping that the sounds of the passing eras would fade out, and a sort of death might happen. But as I lay there, the world didn't ds were born and worshipped. Night and day, they were never alone. I would become one of them. (feeds on pimp) Whether it was that first meal, or a hundred years of rest, I'm not sure. But suddenly I was feeling better than ever. My senses so high they led me straight to the instrument of my resurrection, playing in my old house. - We are the powerful, we are the immortal! We should walk fearless in the open! - From that moment on, they were my friends, my children, my band. Giving the world a new god... me"
Queen Of the Damned
The beginning of movie.
2006-08-21 10:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the fukc are you talking about?!
This Chinaman is not the issue!
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Goon: Where's the money, Lebowski?
[Shoves the Dude's head down the toilet then pulls him back up.]
Goon: Where's the money, Lebowski?
The Dude: It's down there somewhere, let me have another look.
Dude: It's a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous. Fortunately I've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.
All I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don't bust em for anybody
2006-08-21 09:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Don't leave... the plants will die." BIll Murray From Stripes.
"You teeny whappers of other peoples bottoms, I spit in your general direction." The French guard, Monty Python.
"What am I? (blows mashed potatoes out of his mouth by squeezing his cheeks together... Im a Zit! From Animal House
"It's a hand grenade." (which was actually a hand) Death race 2000
The entire intro song in the movie "The Pest." By John Leguzamo
"It's Redickalickalous." The shower scene and the entire movie is histerical!
I can't think of any more right now... other than Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles...
" You punch my face," "You grabbed my dick." "Oh dat you, I thought you my new sexy american girlfriend." and
"Automobile?" "Lake, big lake."
Oh yeah and one more... from Weird Science Anthony Michael Hall's famous bar scene line...
"The chicks can't hold the smoke, that's what it is."
2006-08-21 09:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Animal House a true classic.
Gene Wilder to Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles, So, what did you expect? Welcome to town, marry my daughter? These are good, common people, the salt of the earth... You know, Morons!
2006-08-21 09:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by chuckufarley2a 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was all that Dan Marino's fault. If he would have held the ball laces out like he was supposed to, Ray wouldn't have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhoea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie son?
2006-08-21 09:52:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first is from Airplane 2. The second I don't know.
2006-08-21 09:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's from Airplane, the Sequel. Its the one where they are traveling to the moon or something like that. That scene is with William Shatner. God that movie is hilarious.
2006-08-21 09:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Danika T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
The Princess Bride
2006-08-21 10:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by wes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The second one is called the bat wing .... what you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts and you stretch it out as much as you can ... it makes it looks alive and vainy ... just like a bat wing .. for this you get ... 2 kicks"
Movie: Waiting
Character: Radamus
Reason: Explaining the rules of the GAME to new guy Mitch
2006-08-21 09:59:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋