It Must Be Nice To Be A Man...
Because:
1. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
2. Wrinkles add character.
3. The occasional well-renderedbelch is practically expected.
4. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut onto a bolt.
5. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
6. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
7. No one stares at your boobs when you’re having a conversation.
8. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
9. ONE mood, ALL the damn time.
10. You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
2006-08-21 02:13:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
LOL, hahahahaha, you're so right, they are so lucky, but you forgot 11. only one damn part of their body to shave
2006-08-21 02:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
... you are so wrong
maybe u should update ur definition of Man
1- Wrinkles add character to woman too, and lot of men dont like wrinkles.
2-new shoes blister our feet too.new shoes r new shoes.
3-about staring at the boobs, woman stare to the chest also or other parts....
4-one mood all the time ? wrong..
and there are one mood woman too.
5-about number 10 ..u dont know what men think
and..there are lot of things cool about being a woman.
2006-08-21 09:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey thats not fair we.. (sorry I lost my train of thought while I was staring at your boobs)
anyway like I was saying We only need 1 pair of shoes, until we get married and I am sure she will take care of the getting us what she wants us to wear (burrp... sorry excuse me) . I will wrap this up quickly, as I have to finish up assembling your new shoe rack with plenty of nuts and bolts. My $8.95 underwear hanging out, that shows more than my new haircut, because I have a game to watch this afternoon with my buddy. -whatever -
2006-08-21 09:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah and they don't have to go through pregnancy or labour or feel the pressure to look a certain way and they don't get pms! Oh the joys of being a woman.
2006-08-21 09:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by missy minx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Abso-f*cking-lutely!!!!
2006-08-21 09:29:33 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn straight - it rocks.
2006-08-21 09:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by drumrb0y 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah id say your SPOT ON ...
2006-08-21 09:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋