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2006-08-21 01:19:47 · 21 answers · asked by The Phantom 4 in Pets Other - Pets

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Well, professionally speaking , of course; We do have a very serious side. Having to maintain a certain image expected from us by the general public, we don't always get the opportunity to express it. It's a sad and often lonely life we are forced to live. And of course it is hurtful when CERTAIN individuals compare you to the redheaded kid in the back of the class. (Event though it is true.)

Truth be known, the serious side is truly much too dark to be appreciated by humans. Therefore, we find it simply easier to life the lie of jocularity and hope that someday, just someday people can appreciate all the joy we offer, even though it is a facade.

BTW: *SPLAT* (I just hit you with a spit wad.)

2006-08-21 09:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 0 0

I don't know where you get your information from.

Penguins are a serious threat to this planet. Did you know that the major hole in the ozone layer is in the Southern Hemisphere but 90% of the air pollution originates from the Northern Hemisphere.

And its all down to the penguins. There are millions of them and they are all concentrated into a small area around Antartica. It is the methane gas from their farting that has caused the world's largest hole in the ozone layer.

I take penguins very seriously.

2006-08-21 01:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by David R 3 · 0 0

If you watched March of the Penguins you will see what a battle it is for them to survive. They are just celebrating there success in being alive! I love penguin..long may they be happy and cheerful birds of the sea!

2006-08-21 01:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by amzalama 3 · 0 0

penguins can be serious, I saw them waddle ashore in Australia ( Philip island) which is southern Australia, anyway they come ashore to go back to the nests/homes and they sure do look serious about making it, but from a human point of view they look funny, down side to this you cant take pictures of the penguin parade.

2006-08-21 08:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by mrpiggy001 1 · 0 0

You've obviously never had one turn up on your doorstep, tooled up and looking for that 20 quid you lent him. Seriously scary. For a minute. Untill I remembered that penguins have an achilles heel. Whack 'em with a salmon, they're out cold.
Have you ever seen killer whales going for them though? Nearly as good as watching crocodiles eat wildebeast. Nearly.

2006-08-21 01:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by Scousebuster Bill 2 · 2 0

Because they're having a great time splashing about, penguins are the cutest creatures on earth!

2006-08-21 01:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0 0

Because penguins are so sensitive to my needs - Lyle Lovett

2006-08-21 01:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Queen of Cards 4 · 0 0

Could YOU be serious if you looked that goofy? They're like that funny looking red headed kid who sat in the back of the classroom & made jokes all day. Look like that, & what choice do you have, really?

2006-08-21 02:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 1 0

It's probably the tux that makes them so loony. If you had to dress up in formal all the time, wouldn't you want to cut loose?

2006-08-21 01:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0 0

Penguins are dead serious.

They are the mafia of the south pole and north pole.

They are so hard it is untrue.


Pull your head in......

2006-08-21 01:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by Messy20 2 · 1 0

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