Am I too fat?

Question

To front a Carpenters tribute band?

COLLINSC - Please shut up and never speak again ever.

Answer 1

Birds suddenly appear everytime I am near. I think they're trying to peck at my exposed brain. So can I be Richard if you're going to be Karen?

Answer 2

Well my dear, as I don't know what you look like, I really can't say. But as the late, lamented, Karen Carpenter was anorexic, the possibility exists that even if you're quite slender, you may still be too large to accurately portray Karen.

I say, have a doughnut & do whatever the hell you want!

Answer 3

Wasn't the lead singer of the Carpenters anorexic and she died from it? Well in that case, everyone should be too fat. If it's something you wanna do, don't let anyone stop you!

Answer 4

No Barneyboy, you are slim and pretty and really do sound like Karen Carpenter in the bath, honest.

Answer 5

I'd say so. Karen Carpenter only weighed a few ounces.

Answer 6

Darling, one can never be too fat or too poor for a £4.99 dress from Gap!

Answer 7

I think you should go for all-out obesity. You could call yourselves the Lard-Penters, and your tour could feature banners painted with the slogan "Dreams can come true"

Answer 8

You look thin enough to fly away if the drummer sneezes. So I don't think you're too fat.

Answer 9

As long as your weight is under 75lbs you shoud be able to play Karen carpeneter

Answer 10

Yes.