Our lovely goldfish catched some kind of flu and needed to be in the permanent human body temperature for some time and apart from these needed to be far away from direct sunlight. I was very worried because I didn't know how to achieve exactly human body temperature for my lovely goldfish without the sunlight. The time was little and my goldfish would die soon. I didn't know what to do. By this time my girlfriend visited me. I told her what was happening. She told me that she thought out what to do and took out my goldfish from the bowl, put him into her mouth and very gently swallowed him alive and whole without chewing or any hurting.I was afraid because my goldfish wasnt very small but my girlfriend put her hand on her throat and told me that it was gone. He was already in her stomach.She told me that the goldfish is now at exactly human body temperature without sunlight and smiled. How much time is it ossible to keep our gold fish in my girlfriends tummy alive? Half an hour?
2006-08-21 00:58:00 · 10 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I do hope that this is a joke. It'll be digested by your stomach acids and really quick--it's hydrochloric acid in there, strong stuff.
2006-08-21 01:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Vernita G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
30 seconds
2006-08-21 01:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by IndyMM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is Hilarious!
uhh, your girlfriend Killed the fish... the stomach acids did actually... you cannot keep a fish alive inside you...
2006-08-21 01:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the dumb bunny sneezing yet?
2006-08-21 01:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't even care if your telling the truth....THIS IS ALL BULLSH*T to me.
2006-08-21 01:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mean Carleen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope you will swallow a banana alive.
2006-08-21 01:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its april fools day right?
2006-08-21 01:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by lifejourney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha....:)) is she hungry? give her a food and make it sure that it is nutricious food....^_^
2006-08-21 02:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by dynce018 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL POOR FISHY.
2006-08-21 01:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by ♠Whoa!♠ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:))))
that is So silly
2006-08-21 01:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Maria K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋