I don't want them to touch me.
2006-08-21 00:43:03 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How much does the job pay? I'll do my best. But they might sit on me.
2006-08-21 00:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Who wants fat women to touch you, that's just sick!!
Maybe you could try getting hold of Tom Arnold. He's had years of experience in getting Roseanne to stop touching him. I'm sure he would have some good advice.
Otherwise, just phone up 1-800 fatty.
They specialise in providing bodyguards for people such as yourself.
In the meantime get a cake and if one of them comes too close, throw a slice down as a diversion while you make your getaway!
Cheers and good luck!
2006-08-21 11:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by orion 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With that kind of thought pattern I doubt any women will come near you...unless your just trying to get attention.
2006-08-21 07:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by hypnofreeze 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats wrong with fat women?
2006-08-21 08:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them you got a nice girl friend already. That would do the trick !
2006-08-21 07:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bachelor boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With a name like "peewee" its a wonder why any woman would go near you
2006-08-21 07:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by dragonslilbch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are nothing but a typical pig of a bloke
2006-08-21 07:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by seaspirit_99 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then take off that boloney ring your wearing around your neck!
2006-08-21 07:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by legendary~cool 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They don't want to touch you, either.
2006-08-21 07:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by yahooserious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wear a string of carrots around your neck
2006-08-21 07:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋