2006-08-20 23:56:56 · 40 answers · asked by NICK J 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
How about.. "Crap in a bag"?
A thrilling story about a bag-man collecting crap from the street.
Could be combined with him having to go somewhere within a certain timeframe..
Like "Crap in a bag - 4 blocks"
Of course there'd be all sorts of things in his way making it virtually impossible for the bag-man to achive his target. Also moral issues should be raised..
Is it right to pick up stuff from the street? Does somebody own it? What do you do with it once you've picked it up - what if somebody claims it?
Possible obstacles could be:
Old Person with Zimmer frame persistently getting in the way
Kids on skateboards littering the streets, flooding them with low value crap. (not the posh crap collected by the lead!)
Fluffy kittens distracting lead
Aliens persistently zapping lead back in time - thereby making him start the journey all over again.
Oh my god the possiblities are endless..
Of course Jerry Bruckheimer must produce the movie - to ensure total and utter crapness.
/apologies for rant :-)
2006-08-21 00:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Muad_Dib77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pedos On A Boy Scout Disney Cruise w/Michael Jackson
George Michael's Colombian Transit Bus Ride
2006-08-21 00:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bats in the Bed
Clowns in the Shower
Pigs in the Skies
Fleas in the Trees
Turtles on a Ski Lift
Beetles on a Leaf
2006-08-21 03:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aligators on a Streetcar
Bats on a Boxcar
Does it have to be "on a"? Can it be "in a" or "at a"?
Bees in a Briefcase
Termites in a Rocking Chair
Homosexuals at a Rest Stop
Moron in the White House
2006-08-21 00:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by red_butterfield 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lot think to big: chemical & biological weapon films will be next seasons "Snakes on a Plane"
"Bacteria on a petri dish..." hasn't quite got the ring to it we need...
Its gonna be about viruseses innit...everyone loves em these days
"Anthrax up my ars*"
"Smallpox on my shirt"
"Ebola in my bowler hat" (for I am English)
2006-08-21 03:34:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Err,
Fish in a Tank! - but that could be quite boring
Giraffes on a Helicopter! - quite a short film that one...
Hedgehogs on a Balloon! - that's quite a short film too...
Tortoises on a Merry-go-Round! - that's a really slow, long film, doesn't seem to go anywhere...
Chameleons on a Stealth Bomber! - quite difficult to see whats going on...
Skunks on a Muckspreader! - Phew!
2006-08-21 00:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that directors, (or one of the movie professions), had a inside joke about the worst movie plot they could think of, and this was it. Can anyone confirm this. I have not seen it, and not interested either.
2006-08-21 00:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Joe K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am waiting for "Hammerhead Sharks in the Laundry Chute"
2006-08-21 00:01:53 · answer #8 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tramps on a park bench
2006-08-21 02:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fleas on a car. Based on a true story.
2006-08-21 00:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by ShMoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋