I'm not talking the sack, I'm talking the real thing?
Or would this make me infertile?
2006-08-20 22:59:18 · 19 answers · asked by Morph 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Fantastic !
Yes do it of course. Women will love it and other men will admire you.
No anaesthesia either, have it done like a real man. Lay down, get you sack out, have your best friend or girlfriend ready with a nail gun. (no need for an industrial version, bollocks are quite soft) Squeeze your plums together and get them to do both at once....
Speedy and efficient.
Take the nail out after, it should slide out easily inner bollock matter is just spunk and blood, one of natures finest lubricants, just made for the job eh ?
Although I guess many women will be incredibly turned on by this and will be unable to resist those pierced nut charms. Try not to do them all, save a few for us chaps who are not as brave and manly as you !
Have you thought of what to leave dangling from your knackers ?
How about some pendant ear-rings, fine gold chains and some stylish diamonds ? That would really add some lustre to your cluster !
Hey, do not even think about anything so wimpy as getting pissed up first..haha !
Good luck old son in your charming quest to add a little brightness and romance into so many eagre women`s lives.
Oh, I have spoken to a doctor bloke that I met in the Red Lion just now and he says the increased stimulation created by large pieces of metal and jewellery hanging from your bollocks will actually increase spunk production and your ability to father many children will actually be greatly increased.
So.....
What are you waiting for get it done today !
2006-08-20 23:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by Robert Abuse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do it!! Hopefully that will keep you from procreating. Society at large needs less ball-piercers in the future.
2006-08-21 06:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by RedRaider1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends if you like pain.
Also what hapens if you get the piercing caught in something?
2006-08-21 06:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mark E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is up to you.and ask your doctor "if" you will become infertile.
2006-08-21 06:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by FELINELOVER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally impossible to do. You'll die......Im serious. (ever got kicked in the nuts....multiply that pain by 500!!!!)
2006-08-21 06:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by Dont_Kno_much 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You get it done. I enjoy a good laugh!
2006-08-21 08:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would make you a goon, and infertile as well....I think
2006-08-21 06:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by intotrouble 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for it champ. then u will be called balls pierceson
2006-08-21 07:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by anxious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just wrong think of the person who has to pirce it .... soo no dont do it
2006-08-21 09:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by happyperson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yukh man thts sucks dont do it....ull get infections and other problems......dont mess ure life.
2006-08-21 06:18:44 · answer #10 · answered by asslko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋