2006-08-20 21:48:32 · 7 answers · asked by darienne 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
why did the school kid cross the playground?
to get to the other slide....
2006-08-20 21:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are some samples from the websites below:
Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
Jessica C., age 8: Q:How do you make a hankie dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Anna, age 9: Q: What do monkeys do on a saturday night?
A: They "hang" around!!
The turtle took two chocolates to Texas, to teach Thomas to tie his shoes. How many "Ts" in that?
There are 2 "Ts" in "THAT! (submitted by Alan)
What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07!
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny !
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
2006-08-21 05:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
age 9: Q: What do monkeys do on a saturday night?
They "hang" around!!
2006-08-23 20:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by avansta r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Two teddies in the airing cupboard - which one is the soldier?
A: The one on the tank!
2006-08-21 04:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by srohan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:How do you get computer bugs?
A:Off the Intergnat.
2006-08-21 20:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by catzrme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no jokes just giggle them
2006-08-23 03:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont cry baby
2006-08-22 02:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by niths 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋