2006-08-20 16:34:41 · 16 answers · asked by W E J 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Your IQ?
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have.
"A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100." So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked ,
"So- - Are- - your- -people- -going- - to- - nominate- -Hillary?"
2006-08-20 17:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by RunningOnMT 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Shiraz, I want to thank you for demostrating how polarized the political debate has become in America.
Since both Dems and Repubs, elect leaders who are sworn to uphold the Constitution, it would an objective measure to find out which of them, if any, have actually ever done that.
Unfortunately, most of what is done, every day, by all the elected leaders would result in jail sentences if it was done outside the government. And in a functioning Republic, many of the leaders would be convicted of treason.
While citizens are so hateful of each other, it is near impossible to have anything near a consensus to actually restrain any part of the current government or administration.
Therefore, this hatefilled and demonized dialog helps the current leaders to continue the status quo of treason or worse.
2006-08-21 01:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by ericasqeeze 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hey Bud,
Did it hurt the first time you comprehended the fact that your party cheerfully circumvented the democratic process, stole an election (in 2000), and has the blood of 2600 American soldiers, as well as tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis on their hands?
Did it hurt when you understood that your party is raping the environment? I hope you like paying 3 bucks and more per gallon. I actually hope you drive an SUV. Sounds like you deserve it.
Are you pleased knowing Anne Coulter, your party's biggest, loudest apologist, is against womens (therefore her) right to vote, advocates killing Muslims, abrogating the U.S. Consitution, and essentially supports the systematic eradication of people "unlucky" enough to be born with brown skin? (Que seas chingado, putito, look it up...)
Does it bother you that everything I've said is 100% factually correct? You know, there are places on the Internet where you can purchase uniforms for the SA, the SS, the Hitler Jugend, the Einsatzgruppen, and the Wehrmacht. I'm sure you are already wondering what size you wear...
Do you know the words to "Deutchland Uber Alles," or the "Horst Wessel?" I'm sure those lyrics are available on the net, buddy. Are you ignorant enough to have no idea what I'm talking about? Would you be the type of guy who would shoot tradespeople, pastors, teachers, Jews, and other folks just because they're different than you? Do you enjoy vandalizing synagogues and houses of worship as much as I think you do? How many swastikas exactly do you have tattooed on your forehead and neck? Or is that number higher than you can actually count?
2006-08-21 00:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by necesitoukemi 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I'm starting to think that Democrats have a different dictionary then any one else hear in Michigan Grandholm aka Democrat thinks that welfare should last 5-or more generations not 4years like a republican wanted jobs hmmm none hear in Michigan I guess all us in Michigan can go on welfare as far as Democrat would care....I think the democrats have not woken up from there dream world of unreality yet to notice that the car company's are hurting and people can't feed there kids with air.
2006-08-20 23:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by stefania_n2000 4 · 6⤊ 4⤋
yea man !!! i have just lost all kinds of sleep worrying about that. Thank you for keeping us in touch with reality. Do you have a self help book out that can be purchased? Maybe a hotline we can call ? Thank you so much again for pointing this out and keeping us in touch with reality.
2006-08-20 23:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by noname 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well,
Lets see, if your posing this question then you belong to the side of reality that still says we found WMD's the ones that 2000 americans lives have died for.
in your reality, Jeff Ganon is up for Pulitezer. and also waiting for your "interview" in cheap motel.
In your reality, 9/11 and every other failure or botched job is Clintons fault. Even your cavities is clintons fault don't even let get started on the rash.......
In your reality only fox tells the truth, and Rupert Murdock is Saint.
And the people who brought you Married with Children and Temptation island are also your best bet for news.
In your reailty the
president can do no wrong, can break no law........
he
Can voilate the very constitution he SWORE to uphold.
in your reality the words america haters, communist, socialist are the only answers you know, even when it is a math question.
or a question like hows the weather.
i am glad to not think like you, hell i'm glad i just don't look like you. i am Damn glad to not let the Republican echo chamber skew and shape my world view.
2006-08-21 00:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Hey Shiraz -
I'm an independent, and there are nuts in all parties, depending on which issue you pick. No party has a lock on reality.
Are you desperate about something? Usually that is what leads to seeing so much in black and white.
2006-08-20 23:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tom D 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Not as much as it hurts to realize that the party in power is on the wrong side of sanity (notice how they can't spell Democrat).
2006-08-21 00:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
what a jerk you are......
edit: to stefania--you're a jerk and a liar, too. Governor Grandholm never said she wants to see welfare last 5 generations......talk about making up your own reality. I sure hope you aren't old enough to vote in Michigan, because you sure can't read, understand English, or think for yourself, nor can you spell, use spellcheck, or formulate proper sentences in your American language. You sound about 13 years old, and I hope you are, because maybe you'll grow a brain before you get into the voting booth.
I don't care what a person's party is, religion is, race is, etc. etc. Just make a good argument-----unlike the original question here.
2006-08-20 23:46:13 · answer #9 · answered by Joey's Back 6 · 4⤊ 6⤋
haha democrats do not know what reality is. They only exist in the "what could be" world of their imagination totally ignoring the facts of life and human existence.
2006-08-20 23:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by tmkng2001 2 · 6⤊ 4⤋