what is the funniest quote you have ever read
2006-08-20 16:19:36 · 15 answers · asked by tenstrike 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Mae West apparently said once:
Honey is that a golfball in your pants or are you happy to see me?
2006-08-21 00:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Freddy F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few of them -
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-Robet Frost
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
- Doug McLeod
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the priveledge.
The scientific theory I like best, is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-Mark Russel
2006-08-20 23:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by TwilightWalker97 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"? "Ask Yahoo" researched this quote back in 2001. See below.
2006-08-20 23:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by ewb843 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain or Winston Chuchill?)
A woman said to Winston Churchill upon observing his condition "You Sir - are drunk!" To which he said, "And you madam, are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning".
2006-08-20 23:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mea West was said to have walked into a room filled with a thousand men and said, "I'm awfully tired boys, one of you is going to have to leave."
That has always stuck with me and I sort of saw myself in her. Best wishes
2006-08-20 23:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Franklin Delano Roosevelt on making speeches
Be brief, be sincere, be seated"
2006-08-20 23:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
2006-08-21 08:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Truth Seeker 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Never trust a cowboy till uve seen him ride (so ride me baby!).
2006-08-20 23:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
On a comedy show about the importance of coming first: "If you don't come first, you don't come at all."
2006-08-20 23:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's better to remain quiet and be thought of as stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
2006-08-20 23:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋