When we first got married I was better looking one..and now because of my lifestyle i look worse then her..I need some way to sabatoge her looks maybe make her fatter then me or go at her face with a hammer
2006-08-20 16:09:14 · 20 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Hahahahahaha this is the funniest question i have ever heard !!!From the looks of your face i doubt even a hammer will make her any uglier than you!!Maybe you should go on a diet and perhaps look into some plastic surgery or even better yet you can get paper bags from your local grocery store and you can put one over your head just make sure you cut out eye holes so you can see hope it works out for ya best of luck!!
2006-08-20 16:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by blondie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now contemplate this
you are the one who needs to get a grip
now just take yourself to the gym
and sweat until you drop
each and every day
Stop drinking soda pop and beer & Pizza
get into eating healthy
and knock off the sabotaging of yourself and her as well
what is wrong with you
Stop playing the role of little Jack horner
who sits in a corner eating
pie after pie
Because your not a good boy so
take the plum of your thumb
And by the way SMACK
feel that
Wake up and smell the coffee
now get out there and start walking
and do not stop until you come home crying
2006-08-20 16:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Queen A 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As a stay-at-abode mom to a 14 month 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous who's desperate his popular pastime is to run...and as a babysitter to 2 2 3 hundred and sixty 5 days olds on the same time...there is not any danger that i will look "digital camera waiting" in any respect hours of the day. I do make the hassle in the morning...i do my hair and makeup. yet i'm nonetheless in "snug clothing" and my "prettiness" lasts only till around 11 whilst i'm in basic terms exhausted going up and down and working after teenagers. i'm getting annoyed with my hair, so as that is going up right into a pony tail. i'm getting warm with each and all of the working, so i'm in basic terms in a tank and shorts. My fiance's by no skill reported something approximately it. He claims i glance eye-catching no count what. Upside? It only takes me 25-half-hour to bathe and get all "prettyfull" returned so if we would desire to continuously bypass out in the process the day or at nighttime, this isn't any longer like it takes me that long.
2016-10-02 08:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When she looks terrible (maybe first thing in the morning) tell her how fabulous she looks. Encourage her to get a hairstyle that is ugly and say it really turns you on. Don't buy her flowers...buy chocolate and donuts instead. Also, sabotage her sleep somehow so she wakes up with bags under her eyes. Good luck.
2006-08-22 13:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why don't you try to fix yourself. Why sabatoge her because you do not look good. Grow up and fix yourself
2006-08-20 16:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by melthule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instead of trying to "fix" her, why don't you try fixing yourself? Ditch the unhealthy lifestyle, and the ridiculous attitude. If you really love her, you wouldn't be trying to sabotage her well being.
2006-08-20 16:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by LibraT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider your self Lucky and be glad she is still with you she obviously love you for you so just chill and treat her like the princess she is even though you're not prince charming!!
2006-08-20 16:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by classy chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to bed, dear. You've already asked a stupid question before to get a rile out of people. Well, you succeeded. Yawn.
2006-08-20 16:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by sacredmud 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
run on a tred mill in a sauna and lose 50 pounds
2006-08-20 16:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Takafushi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a bag over your head and they'll help her a lot.
2006-08-20 16:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋