2006-08-20 15:59:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
are you stupid?
2006-08-20 16:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the person who said that God told Noah, "Now Noah, don't you go bringin' no GAY animals on this boat, now, hear?" As everyone has been mistaken so far, let me point out that in the Jewish myth, Noah only had two of every *unclean* animal aboard the ark. There were seven of every *clean* animal. Also, the animals came to Noah rather than Noah collecting the animals himself.
2006-08-21 01:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by Will 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let's see now. According to the little story, Noah saved all the animals that are still alive. And out of all those animals, several hundred living animal species have gay animals. So yes, he did.
And, going by the size of the boat, which is given in the bible so you have to believe it, there was barely room for all of those species which have gay members. So that means that almost ALL of the animals on the ark were gay. 'Cuz they CHOSE to be... right?
You're welcome.
2006-08-21 03:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Luis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all at Big Gay Als Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. (South Park)
2006-08-20 23:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are gullable enough to believe the Noah story, then, yeah. he brought gay animals onboard. he also brought Santa, and the tooth fairy (which was DEFINATELY GAY), and the easter bunny
2006-08-23 04:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Nut B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would sort of defeat the point of bringing 2 of each kind so they could mate after the flood was over.
2006-08-20 23:04:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bopeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fruit bats were on the ark, weren't they?
2006-08-20 23:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by samjrei 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no. cuz the message was to bring two of every animal so that they could repopulate. so it couldnt be any gay animals, had to be straight. plus being gay and stuff is against the bible and stuff. so why would he even want to do that if god thought being gay and stuff was wrong????
2006-08-20 23:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He didn't have flood insurance. I know this was a stupid answer but I wanted it to match the question :)
2006-08-20 23:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Buddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably. Those animal breeds are probably extinct.
2006-08-20 23:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by me41987 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't believe the myth so to me the question is foolish.
2006-08-21 06:30:22 · answer #11 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋