I take are of a retard and if I could just strap him on and leave for a while it would be great. I tried but he keeps falling off and trying to eat his own crap.
2006-08-20 15:12:45 · 13 answers · asked by johnneedsaname4 1 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Super glue would work. Have a permanent toilet seat on the butt then you got no problems.
2006-08-20 15:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
,You should get a walker for adults and put it in front of the toilet so he can hold on to it. Put something in front of it so it can't move. You really shouldn't leave anyone alone on the toilet that might fall. He can't eat things he shouldn't if you are watching him. Retarded individuals are like baby's and need constant supervision.
2006-08-20 15:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh.... is this for real?.... even if it isn't, I take offense to the use of the word "retard".... makes me think you are just being stupid and trying to get people riled up. And if you are taking care of someone who is mentally or emotionally challenged.... why would you be so mean as to strap them to the toilet?.... If this is real, you should be reported for abuse/neglect... if it isn't.... this really isn't funny.
2006-08-20 15:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all when did it become acceptable for a cargiver to call their mentally challenged patient a retard. Maybe you should just get another job.
2006-08-20 15:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sierra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you thought this was hilarious when you wrote it, and several people took the bait. But maybe you should make sure you didn't get some bad crack and then just go on to bed.
2006-08-20 15:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is such an evil question... have you tried super glue? If the dude is real hairy he wont wanna move
2006-08-20 15:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, what goes around comes around. when you get old someone will probably abuse you.
is this how you would like to be treated? why don't you glue your own lazy rump to the pot. you need someone to give you just what you deserve...a wake up call of the rough kind.
2006-08-20 15:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by snowcrablegs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duct tape. Man does that stuff work wonders. You can even duct tape people to the ceiling, it's pretty crazy.
2006-08-20 15:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by jlrgds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all i can say is i am disabled and i think who ever wrote this should have to spend one day confined to a wheelchair and report back to me how it felt
2006-08-20 15:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by stitchgirl_1@rogers.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should put him in one of those potties for old people and put gloves or something on him. good luck
2006-08-20 15:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by recyclingmamma@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋