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As Gosh is my co-pilot, I wish every possible ill imaginable on Bono and those who will not renounce him.

Flesh eating bacteria, fire ants, leprosy - you name it.

If Hubris were illegal, his existence would be a Crime Against Humanity.

When will it end ?

And is / was that freaky chick on those commercials for Overstock.com his wife ? (Not the regular chick - the other one. The one who is sitting down - w the brown hair - "Products from the developing world ..." - wacky accent of indeterminable origin).

Why can't OBL decide Bono is representative of the evils of The West ?

Couldn't we scare up our own easily-brainwashed disenfranchised youth to go 'fundamentalist' against - I can't even type his name - argh - Bono ?

(If you directly disagree with me on this, you go on the list, too. And don't get all yappin' about it - renounce or else - Inquisition style).

2006-08-20 13:29:30 · 4 answers · asked by roland_reardon 2 in Entertainment & Music Music

"Haters" - that's a good one.

"Un-natural Obsession" - honorable mention.

1. Everybody has something that really bugs them

2. Why you gots to hate ? One love. Much love. It's all good. etc. Whitebread suburbanite "Mall Gangstas" are entertaining. Too much MTV Cribs and AND1 Mixtape Tours for you, junior. Put down your Nine, Playa - go mow the lawn.

Maybe I can learn to replace my "un"-natural obsession with a more natural one.

Naturally, it is neither. Ever hear of Denis Leary (Yes, one N) ?

Is he a Playa or a Hayta ? or Both ?

2006-08-20 14:18:38 · update #1

4 answers

I join you in the fight against Bono. Besides the ladies' embroidered denim jackets and stupid sunglasses, he also hijacked the good name of a good man...

Sonny Bono, R.I.P.

2006-08-20 13:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 3 · 1 1

I'm confused. What, exactly, is your question???

"Who is responsible?" For what? Your anti-Bono tirade? Umm...that would be *you*! What you're going on about I have no freaking clue but go on about it you did!

"When will it end?" When will *what* end? Your tirade? The world? America's Got Talent? Umm...dunno. Why do you care?!?

"Is that freaky chick...his wife?" Why on God's great green creation do you care?!? This one baffles me. His *wife*??? WTF?!?

I have a question for *you*...

Has anyone ever mentioned that you have an unnatural obsession with Bono? I mean, seriously...why did you feel the need to come here and ramble mindlessly about the man (*and* his wife) for no discernible reason? What has he done that is so terrible that it's clearly offended you to *this* extent?

Is it his unnatural desire to end world poverty? His atrocious drive to abolish debt and AIDS in Africa?

Yes, I can see how that would offend you but surely there must be some other reason?!? This isn't new! His efforts have been tireless for over twenty years!

Got something new to b*tch about or is this the best you can come up with, mate?

2006-08-20 13:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Missus Bono 1 · 5 2

I guess I do not really understand. All I know is that Bono, instead of using his "stardom" to make stupid reality shows or get away with stupid things, IS using his 'stardom' to try and get something done that is good for everyone.

2006-08-20 13:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by peaceandlove™ 4 · 4 2

Haters hate. Others don't. We know which one you are. You are a sad case.

2006-08-20 13:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by up.tobat 5 · 3 2

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